I HAVE RETURNED

Arise my children. I have touched the Dark Mark and summoned ye, ye who hath been hiding under the guise of 4J in my absence. In time, apparate to my side, and go forth to Borders on the 20th to await my return. Rest in the comfort of air-con before dawn, and at 7.01 a.m. go forth and my children and make J.K.Rowling rich! Those who renew their faith in me shall be forgiven, but the infidels amongst you will be hunted. Send forth my tidings to your other brethren verbatim, and soon the Deatheaters shall reunite under my aegis!

Sincerely, He-Whose-Name-Should-Not-Be-Spoken