THE GENERAL IS RIGHT
The General is right. After reading his article several times and putting 2 and 2 together to get 5 (Is that right? I’m not too gifted in Mahts because I didn’t get more than 95 for promos.), I have come up with certain evidence-laden conclusions to the… fraternizing and flirting patterns of certain members of the Reichtag.
I was much disappointed that payment for the Holy Garments have not been swift, and after the keen observations that your General and Senator have made, it must be said that undermining force of pseudo-wedlock and bondage has caused this delay.
Take for instance OS Asif, whom has been spotted red-handed by OS Kezhong during one of his clandestine acts. At exactly 07:00 GMT or 1.00 pm Singapore time, my call to him to get his ass to the canteen to pay me the 9 bucks was unceremoniously answered. To background sound of the closing door of MRTs. Chances are he was on his way to ORCHARD MRT. And when I asked him where he was he told me he forgot. That he forgot to meet me to pay me the money. Oh well.
On a separate note there is also OS Alex and Treasurer Zhang Kahn. But I shall note bore you with the details. The 4J Tattler would do a much better job anyway. Now on to more important business. The remains of our beloved homeland.
It seems that Bob the Builder is on a roll. Catch his live performance sometime this November and December. Hurry. Tickets selling fast. For details call sistic at 6377 2377 or watch kid’s central at 4.30 pm, weekdays. Or if you’re lucky you can find him in his office.
We shall start our tour with the field.
What field?
Next we shall proceed to the staff room. Staff Room 2 to be exact to visit our beloved Mr Chandru. He would not be pleased to hear that I did not get above 95 for my Mahts Promos (See above). But what’s this? On our way there we are greeted by the Maintenance Room.
Seems that it requires some maintenance itself. The guys probably cemented themselves in because they were too scared to fix all the broken lamps, burnt OHPs, screwed up projectors, violent-basketballed OHP screens and not to mention the clocks. Or it could be the latest form of capital punishment for delinquent students or stuck-up prefects who are sentenced to detention for like a month. I personally think it is the latter since it is much more logical. And after much training with the Philo Dept, my logic prowess has increased ten fold so I must be right.
So I was about to visit Chandru when GASP! I saw the most beautiful sight. The Teachers’ Rooms.
The gossiping-cum-homework-churning-factory has been razed to the ground, with all the splendour of its pantry as well. Enjoy.
But this led me to wonder… where could our beloved Chandru have moved to? Putting trepidation aside I then went on to visit our homeland, our 4J, but only to be greeted by the saddest sight in the world.
4J is now RI Chem Department.
‘nuf said. I’m too disturbed to say anything more. In my daze I went to return to another point of solace for me, 3J. Apparently, MIT has an infinite corridor, a corridor that is exactly aligned to the setting sun only two days a year, during which the entire corridor is flushed with light.
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I think we now have an infinite classroom. The first short is from the front, the other from the back. As if the infinite syllabus wasn’t enough. Teach less learn more. Don’t teach learn most. So you have been treated to some of the happiest (ok maybe not so happy) and saddest pictures of your life. For the real experience you have to get your ass down there yourself. Don’t be lazy. We’ll have a 4J outing soon so no excuses to not come down.
Anyway the General’s previous post was slightly incorrect. I did not go home to watch Youtube since my mum was using it. So instead I played Gameboy Advance Emulator – Yugioh Day of the Duelist on my comm.
Oh and yes. Those people who still owe money. PAY UP. Cost has increased from $9 to $10 since we are paying for 4 teachers. (Can you guess who?) So 4 * $9 = $33 which is just nice so each person pays $1 extra and then we break even.
I was much disappointed that payment for the Holy Garments have not been swift, and after the keen observations that your General and Senator have made, it must be said that undermining force of pseudo-wedlock and bondage has caused this delay.
Take for instance OS Asif, whom has been spotted red-handed by OS Kezhong during one of his clandestine acts. At exactly 07:00 GMT or 1.00 pm Singapore time, my call to him to get his ass to the canteen to pay me the 9 bucks was unceremoniously answered. To background sound of the closing door of MRTs. Chances are he was on his way to ORCHARD MRT. And when I asked him where he was he told me he forgot. That he forgot to meet me to pay me the money. Oh well.
On a separate note there is also OS Alex and Treasurer Zhang Kahn. But I shall note bore you with the details. The 4J Tattler would do a much better job anyway. Now on to more important business. The remains of our beloved homeland.
It seems that Bob the Builder is on a roll. Catch his live performance sometime this November and December. Hurry. Tickets selling fast. For details call sistic at 6377 2377 or watch kid’s central at 4.30 pm, weekdays. Or if you’re lucky you can find him in his office.
We shall start our tour with the field.
What field?
Next we shall proceed to the staff room. Staff Room 2 to be exact to visit our beloved Mr Chandru. He would not be pleased to hear that I did not get above 95 for my Mahts Promos (See above). But what’s this? On our way there we are greeted by the Maintenance Room.
Seems that it requires some maintenance itself. The guys probably cemented themselves in because they were too scared to fix all the broken lamps, burnt OHPs, screwed up projectors, violent-basketballed OHP screens and not to mention the clocks. Or it could be the latest form of capital punishment for delinquent students or stuck-up prefects who are sentenced to detention for like a month. I personally think it is the latter since it is much more logical. And after much training with the Philo Dept, my logic prowess has increased ten fold so I must be right.
So I was about to visit Chandru when GASP! I saw the most beautiful sight. The Teachers’ Rooms.
The gossiping-cum-homework-churning-factory has been razed to the ground, with all the splendour of its pantry as well. Enjoy.
But this led me to wonder… where could our beloved Chandru have moved to? Putting trepidation aside I then went on to visit our homeland, our 4J, but only to be greeted by the saddest sight in the world.
4J is now RI Chem Department.
‘nuf said. I’m too disturbed to say anything more. In my daze I went to return to another point of solace for me, 3J. Apparently, MIT has an infinite corridor, a corridor that is exactly aligned to the setting sun only two days a year, during which the entire corridor is flushed with light.
a href="http://photobucket.com/" target="_blank">
I think we now have an infinite classroom. The first short is from the front, the other from the back. As if the infinite syllabus wasn’t enough. Teach less learn more. Don’t teach learn most. So you have been treated to some of the happiest (ok maybe not so happy) and saddest pictures of your life. For the real experience you have to get your ass down there yourself. Don’t be lazy. We’ll have a 4J outing soon so no excuses to not come down.
Anyway the General’s previous post was slightly incorrect. I did not go home to watch Youtube since my mum was using it. So instead I played Gameboy Advance Emulator – Yugioh Day of the Duelist on my comm.
Oh and yes. Those people who still owe money. PAY UP. Cost has increased from $9 to $10 since we are paying for 4 teachers. (Can you guess who?) So 4 * $9 = $33 which is just nice so each person pays $1 extra and then we break even.
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