4J Tattler
Greetings to all my fellow comrades, it's been a while.
In fact, such a long while that people have started to get busy with girls. Not me, of course - but on the Tuesday, 7th of November we have had three reported sightings of members of the Reich with their female.. counterparts. Allow me to enlighten you with the truth, and nothing but the whole truth. As the former General of the Reich, I promise that whatever you are going to read is reliable news from reliable sources.
Right in the middle of OP week, I certainly know what I'm talking about with regard to reliability. As for the usefulness of the source, I'll leave it up to you to judge.
After Senator Rusydi and I went to see the printer for the class T-shirts, we noticed a certain member of the Reich on the way to Junction 8. This familiar face is no stranger to girl controversy, being an expert in text messaging (especially in class) to a certain girl for the whole of the two years we've known him. Once a frequent victim of the Reich's stripping practices, he now stands proud as a Raffles Canoeist.
Incidentally, the girl he was spotted with was also from the same CCA, according to reliable sources. Even though Senator Rusydi and I were contemplating greeting him, we decided in the end that it would do good to let the Raffles Canoeist have some privacy. The intimate chatter between the two canoeists only seemed to prove that they were feeling nice and snug even in the middle of many people. Not to mention proud of their relationship.
They soon got jacked, however, when youths hounding for donations came up to them to.. well, ask for donations. Senator and I, we just quickly fucked off to avoid the psychological damage and he went home to watch Youtube while I went to play Neopets.
The second bit of news came at precisely thirteen minutes past five, when two missed calls from Obere Stafflüngen member Yeo Kezhong were displayed on my phone. A text message followed swiftly just a minute after, indicating that "ASIF SPOTTED AT ORCHARD WITH BANGLA GIRL NOW LOL". (exact phrasing)
Even though the identity of the Bangla girl cannot be confirmed at press time, I did call OS Yeo to confirm the rumour. It turns out that the Bangla girl is not quite so Bangla after all.. and it seems like she takes French along with minion Clemens and me. Her identity, however, will be protected in the event that Asif, another Obere Stafflüngen member, tempers with typical 4J ferocity.
According to OS Yeo, OS Asif was out alone with her and having a fantastic time. We would gladly bet the balls out of ourselves that he was having one ball of a time. Like Senator Rusydi and myself, OS Yeo and his friend almost intended to play gooseberry to the couple - but decided not to for unknown reasons. The sneaky move by OS Asif was highly unprecedented and interrogations might soon be underway if he doesn't interrogate us first for finding out so much shit.
The third sighting is well, confidential. Highly sensitive issues prevail, and any interested party should contact OS Gan for some information. You are probably unlikely to get anything out of him, but you might like to try your luck. For a bit of a clue, it involves a certain minion of some kind. Which of course I will not elaborate on; just go read the whole article again.
Good scandal fodder brings the class together. Or rather, the unattached part of the class together. There will be a 4J outing soon for bonding purposes, and we'll look forward to more (s)exciting discussion topics. Stay tuned for more details.
In fact, such a long while that people have started to get busy with girls. Not me, of course - but on the Tuesday, 7th of November we have had three reported sightings of members of the Reich with their female.. counterparts. Allow me to enlighten you with the truth, and nothing but the whole truth. As the former General of the Reich, I promise that whatever you are going to read is reliable news from reliable sources.
Right in the middle of OP week, I certainly know what I'm talking about with regard to reliability. As for the usefulness of the source, I'll leave it up to you to judge.
After Senator Rusydi and I went to see the printer for the class T-shirts, we noticed a certain member of the Reich on the way to Junction 8. This familiar face is no stranger to girl controversy, being an expert in text messaging (especially in class) to a certain girl for the whole of the two years we've known him. Once a frequent victim of the Reich's stripping practices, he now stands proud as a Raffles Canoeist.
Incidentally, the girl he was spotted with was also from the same CCA, according to reliable sources. Even though Senator Rusydi and I were contemplating greeting him, we decided in the end that it would do good to let the Raffles Canoeist have some privacy. The intimate chatter between the two canoeists only seemed to prove that they were feeling nice and snug even in the middle of many people. Not to mention proud of their relationship.
They soon got jacked, however, when youths hounding for donations came up to them to.. well, ask for donations. Senator and I, we just quickly fucked off to avoid the psychological damage and he went home to watch Youtube while I went to play Neopets.
The second bit of news came at precisely thirteen minutes past five, when two missed calls from Obere Stafflüngen member Yeo Kezhong were displayed on my phone. A text message followed swiftly just a minute after, indicating that "ASIF SPOTTED AT ORCHARD WITH BANGLA GIRL NOW LOL". (exact phrasing)
Even though the identity of the Bangla girl cannot be confirmed at press time, I did call OS Yeo to confirm the rumour. It turns out that the Bangla girl is not quite so Bangla after all.. and it seems like she takes French along with minion Clemens and me. Her identity, however, will be protected in the event that Asif, another Obere Stafflüngen member, tempers with typical 4J ferocity.
According to OS Yeo, OS Asif was out alone with her and having a fantastic time. We would gladly bet the balls out of ourselves that he was having one ball of a time. Like Senator Rusydi and myself, OS Yeo and his friend almost intended to play gooseberry to the couple - but decided not to for unknown reasons. The sneaky move by OS Asif was highly unprecedented and interrogations might soon be underway if he doesn't interrogate us first for finding out so much shit.
The third sighting is well, confidential. Highly sensitive issues prevail, and any interested party should contact OS Gan for some information. You are probably unlikely to get anything out of him, but you might like to try your luck. For a bit of a clue, it involves a certain minion of some kind. Which of course I will not elaborate on; just go read the whole article again.
Good scandal fodder brings the class together. Or rather, the unattached part of the class together. There will be a 4J outing soon for bonding purposes, and we'll look forward to more (s)exciting discussion topics. Stay tuned for more details.
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