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[Mittwoch, Februar 1]

GRUB KAMERAD

Mann, es habt been sehr long since ich last posted hier. Es tut mir leid.

Anyway, in recent times, some things just have come to my attention so strongly that I just HAVE to post it. Much as I have tried to ignore the topic and treat it as H2O (l) under the bridge, Lehrer Teo must bring it right back up to my face. He talks to me pretty often on MSN about certain issues, about how he's innocent of buayaing while I apparently on the other hand have been hanging around him to see a girl whose face that I don't even recognise. Haha now I'll just present you the facts so you can decide for yourself whether you trust your monitor (okay ex-monitor) or your teacher.

Und in case you didn't know, Lehrer = Teacher.

So, you might ask. What's up with Teacher Teo? Fact is, a lot.

Notice how defensive he has been lately? Especially on the blog, as well as on MSN. You'd start to think that things were getting a little fishy up there.. and well, you're not far wrong.

(MSN) [10:02:11 PM] (R) = ÞHõËn: i'm innocent (A)
(MSN) [10:09:23 PM] (R) = ÞHõËn: i'm so innocent lor
(MSN) [10:15:06 PM] (R) = ÞHõËn: i'm like so innocent lor
(Blog) Quote Ming Seks, "Whatever is posted about me is completely...UNTRUE!!"

Now Ming Seks has a point here (about the blog), because I haven't exactly been posting anything about him. However, since he said whatever is postED about him is untrue, it means that what is going to come out now will be nothing but the truth. I've witnesses to back me up. After all, if he was really innocent, he wouldn't have to keep declaring his innocence to the world. An innocent guy fears nothing.

And as I'm posting this, look what Ming Seks said.

2226 hrs
= ÞHõËn× = says:
nvm, everybody noes i'm innocent (A)


Like who's going to buy that story. It's been sold so many times and despite being rejected so many times, Ming Seks is like an irritating peddler or an inquisitive pineapple who won't give up. I'm not suggesting anything, but let me get to the point.

Ming Seks, like his name suggests, is ACTUALLY A BUAYA!

Today, while I was plodding along the steps up to the second floor of the library, I saw Zhang Kahn mugging with Paul Yap and a few others. I went to their table, put down my stuff and settled down. When I started glancing around to reckie the surroundings, guess who I saw? NONE OTHER THAN TEACHER TEO MING SEKS!! And very atypically of him, I should say, there were THREE GIRLS surrounding him. Teacher Teo was sitting there alone, and one would wonder if he was actually giving them private tuition.

I must say I couldn't believe my eyes, for Teacher Teo didn't seem that sort. I used to think he was a good boy, but then I realised in RI Ming Seks couldn't quite be up to his mischievous self (ie flirting with girls). Well now that he's gone to RJ, I've finally seen his true colours. I even got Paul Yap to pinch me hard so I could test if I was dreaming. Apparently not. Teacher Teo has changed for the worse. Sigh.. that's so disappointing isn't it.

And knowing that Teacher Teo might try to rebut, let me present you my witnesses.

1) Asif Iqbal
2) Zhang Kahn
3) Yeo Kechong
4) Paul Yap
5) Kenneth Loo
6) Myself (since he claims I'm least credible)

They all caught Teacher Teo in the act of having his tryst with three girls as well as thoroughly enjoying himself. You should have seen that smirk on his face as he took them all three at one go. Pity I had no camera otherwise you'd have had solid evidence. But then I've witnesses so there's no denial here okay.

Oh and here we go again. Live update from MSN.

2233 hours
= ÞHõËn× = says:
i'm so innocent hor!!


Sigh I don't know how many more times I'm going to hear this tonight.

Anyway Ming Seks has seemed to be very overly enthusiastic about some old rumour that concerns me. All just because I lost that stupid Maths test bet, which seemed like ages ago. And ever since he has gotten _ _ _ _ in his class, he has been feeding me with redundant information which I could really throw back at his face. But then a thought struck me. How does Ming Seks know all these, and why is he so interested anyway?

Oh by the way here's another one.

2237 hours
= ÞHõËn× = says:
'coz i'm 101% innocent


We really get your point, Ming Seks. Nice try.

Back to the point - Ming Seks seems to know everything about the girl that I'm SUPPOSED to like. He has been feeding me info like, she's there now, hey she's coming back from the airport at what time, she's got a bf etc. Don't you think it's a little bit suspicious how Ming Seks gets to know so much about _ _ _ _? I find it damn obvious that HE is the one having a crush on her. While at the same time finding time to go flirt with others in the library.

Sigh, how time can change a person. Ming Seks has really lived up to his name. He's now telling me on MSN how I won't post anything about him. I'm sorry Teacher, I just did. =)

Nevertheless, if you didn't exactly catch what I said on top, you're a SwtS who can't read for nuts. Ming Seks has become a buaya and that's official news. I've made a little rommytot too for all to enjoy.

Oh by the way here he goes again -.-"

2248 hrs

= ÞHõËn× = says:
i'm innocent :D


WHO IS THE SNEAKY ONE
MING SEKS!
WHO IS THE BUAYA ONE
MING SEKS!
HE LOOKS SO INNOCENT
BUT ACTUALLY HE'S GUILTY
THE SUPER DUPER BUAYA
TEO MING SEKS!

Das ist alle für heidt. Guten nacht =)


YJ