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hi ppl. i feel very inspired after finishing chem assgn qn 6. i wont bother working on 7 now cos i don wanna feel dumb all over again.
anyway, since im feeling inspired, he're are some plotlines for the alternative novel series - Hairy Kechong and the (whatever).
Hairy Kechong and the Philosophy Lesson
Kechong impresses everyone with his great oratorical skillzxzxzx during philo. he pwnzzxzxorrzx all. he fights voldycunt who was actually residing all along inside kenny low's buttocks. KEchong makes voldycunt flee by repeatedly pointing out the fallacies or whatever.
HK and the Chamber of Seks
Kechong finds himself stuck in a chamber with Jane Khoo. oh no! how will our hero survive this one? simple. a brilliant book review on jazz and a 10/10 grade. however, the rest of cockwarts still went on to strip him.
HK and the Prisoner of LimJeeNee
Kechong rids the school of that ugly shit face LJN. In the process, he saves the innocent mam and mingkiat from that bitch. their souls were sold to her by that stinking pineapple genie named jinzxzxzx. whatever, all's well that ends well. kechong saves the day again. bloody hell, he's gettin good at this.
HK and the Goblet of NSW
Kechong is mysterious selected for AMC and all that NewSouthWales bollocks tests. Anyway, he discovers an evil plot to have him kidnapped during the test and somehow or other, he pons the stupid test and some other fella called Ang Ann Liang gets kidnapped. Kechong feels guilty so he smses Ann Liang saying 'im really sorry :( pls forgive me. thx. you rox. lolxzxzx'. Anyway, Ann Liang isnt even in 4J so nobody gives a flying fuck.
HK and the Order of the Sparrow
Turns out there's a(nother) secret(er) plot to have all the innocent kids whisked off to some effed up place called Argh J See (which is a parallel dimension of 4 J plus some extras from 4C and even more extras from alien planets). Anyway, this time kechong was too busy mugging for common tests so he dint give a shit about saving the kids. However, the rest of the ppl form some order of the sparrow and are determined to save kechong's arse from evil in RJC (1337 speak for Argh J See). However, sparrows are hardly inspiring and just go around chirping gayly and in the end, kechong and the rest of the lot are kicked outta 4J and are forced to enter RJC. New and darker times await..
you guessed it..
HK and the Half-Blood M_____
In RJC, temptation is rife and kechong cant control his magic wand. Somehow or other, he finds himself under the mysterious spell of a witch known only as the HBM. She's not a full blood M___ and neither is she a full blood munjen. So, she's half blood. Whatever the case, kechong is attracted to her. Everyone knows she's evil but our hero, kechong finds himself ensnared by such high level magic. However, in the end, by some twist of fate and luck and accident, The Order of the Sparrow save kechong from the clutches of the HBM. Kechong feels damn sad but after the rest of them strip him and give him a good kick in the ballzxzxzx, he gets back to his sense.
HK and the Z'Kunt
One day, kechong was walking past private drive where all the loving couples live and he finds a chick he loves. so they get married after she finds out she's preggers. soon kechong is a proud father of 4 (quadruplets) . However, he cant find any time to study cos he's always changing diapers or making milk formula. In the end, with the help of the Order of the Sparrow, he divorces Z'Cunt and a false DNA test done by Sherlock 'proves' that the bloody kids aint his. The order of the Sparrow has enough and decide to castrate the bastard. So, he studies hard and then gets 4As for his A levels. what a fitting end to the tale of out hero, Hairy Kechong.
Note: In some unofficial fanfics, kechong gets his ballzxzx back after the A Levels and goes on a screwing spree. And this time, he uses a rubber. At least he learnt his lesson cos Sherlock wont always be there to save his hairy arse since Sherlock got a call-up from rafael benitez to solve the mystery of why djibril cisse is such a bloody shit-head.
Hope you guys enjoyed the previews. Now go buy the bloody books from all popular bookstores. I'm pretty confident these books'd make it better than that stupid Russel Lee (the RL Stine wannabe) and his True Stupid Fucked-up Ghost Stories. However, market demands makes it certain the series would never beat THE ULTIMATE 1000 YEAR SERIES (phys, chem, bio, econs, math, munjen, mat, blak, bangla, french, geog, lit, computer studies, physical education and driving license) to be the Top on the bestsellers list.
Disclaimer : All that shit is absolute bollocks and is not related to Yeo Kezhong or Yeo Kecunt in any way at all, except that Kechong is an obvious mispelling of Kezhong. The HBM doesnt even know kechong exists so that plotline is gubbins too. Just for entertainment purposes only. Btw, i got no bloody idea how to do a DNA test so if u get ur gf preggers, dont ask me. If you ask me, i'll post on the blog that ur gf is preggers everyone will know what a cunt you are.
Cheers everyone! have a nice day! Happy New Year, tho its like january++ already. And dear kechong, no hard feelings ok? I love you and if u really make out with the HBM or z'Cunt or Jane Khoo, I wont tell a soul. Promise. So lets hear it then?
anyway, since im feeling inspired, he're are some plotlines for the alternative novel series - Hairy Kechong and the (whatever).
Hairy Kechong Series - written by JaneKhoo Rolling
Hairy Kechong and the Philosophy Lesson
Kechong impresses everyone with his great oratorical skillzxzxzx during philo. he pwnzzxzxorrzx all. he fights voldycunt who was actually residing all along inside kenny low's buttocks. KEchong makes voldycunt flee by repeatedly pointing out the fallacies or whatever.
HK and the Chamber of Seks
Kechong finds himself stuck in a chamber with Jane Khoo. oh no! how will our hero survive this one? simple. a brilliant book review on jazz and a 10/10 grade. however, the rest of cockwarts still went on to strip him.
HK and the Prisoner of LimJeeNee
Kechong rids the school of that ugly shit face LJN. In the process, he saves the innocent mam and mingkiat from that bitch. their souls were sold to her by that stinking pineapple genie named jinzxzxzx. whatever, all's well that ends well. kechong saves the day again. bloody hell, he's gettin good at this.
HK and the Goblet of NSW
Kechong is mysterious selected for AMC and all that NewSouthWales bollocks tests. Anyway, he discovers an evil plot to have him kidnapped during the test and somehow or other, he pons the stupid test and some other fella called Ang Ann Liang gets kidnapped. Kechong feels guilty so he smses Ann Liang saying 'im really sorry :( pls forgive me. thx. you rox. lolxzxzx'. Anyway, Ann Liang isnt even in 4J so nobody gives a flying fuck.
HK and the Order of the Sparrow
Turns out there's a(nother) secret(er) plot to have all the innocent kids whisked off to some effed up place called Argh J See (which is a parallel dimension of 4 J plus some extras from 4C and even more extras from alien planets). Anyway, this time kechong was too busy mugging for common tests so he dint give a shit about saving the kids. However, the rest of the ppl form some order of the sparrow and are determined to save kechong's arse from evil in RJC (1337 speak for Argh J See). However, sparrows are hardly inspiring and just go around chirping gayly and in the end, kechong and the rest of the lot are kicked outta 4J and are forced to enter RJC. New and darker times await..
you guessed it..
HK and the Half-Blood M_____
In RJC, temptation is rife and kechong cant control his magic wand. Somehow or other, he finds himself under the mysterious spell of a witch known only as the HBM. She's not a full blood M___ and neither is she a full blood munjen. So, she's half blood. Whatever the case, kechong is attracted to her. Everyone knows she's evil but our hero, kechong finds himself ensnared by such high level magic. However, in the end, by some twist of fate and luck and accident, The Order of the Sparrow save kechong from the clutches of the HBM. Kechong feels damn sad but after the rest of them strip him and give him a good kick in the ballzxzxzx, he gets back to his sense.
HK and the Z'Kunt
One day, kechong was walking past private drive where all the loving couples live and he finds a chick he loves. so they get married after she finds out she's preggers. soon kechong is a proud father of 4 (quadruplets) . However, he cant find any time to study cos he's always changing diapers or making milk formula. In the end, with the help of the Order of the Sparrow, he divorces Z'Cunt and a false DNA test done by Sherlock 'proves' that the bloody kids aint his. The order of the Sparrow has enough and decide to castrate the bastard. So, he studies hard and then gets 4As for his A levels. what a fitting end to the tale of out hero, Hairy Kechong.
Note: In some unofficial fanfics, kechong gets his ballzxzx back after the A Levels and goes on a screwing spree. And this time, he uses a rubber. At least he learnt his lesson cos Sherlock wont always be there to save his hairy arse since Sherlock got a call-up from rafael benitez to solve the mystery of why djibril cisse is such a bloody shit-head.
Hope you guys enjoyed the previews. Now go buy the bloody books from all popular bookstores. I'm pretty confident these books'd make it better than that stupid Russel Lee (the RL Stine wannabe) and his True Stupid Fucked-up Ghost Stories. However, market demands makes it certain the series would never beat THE ULTIMATE 1000 YEAR SERIES (phys, chem, bio, econs, math, munjen, mat, blak, bangla, french, geog, lit, computer studies, physical education and driving license) to be the Top on the bestsellers list.
Disclaimer : All that shit is absolute bollocks and is not related to Yeo Kezhong or Yeo Kecunt in any way at all, except that Kechong is an obvious mispelling of Kezhong. The HBM doesnt even know kechong exists so that plotline is gubbins too. Just for entertainment purposes only. Btw, i got no bloody idea how to do a DNA test so if u get ur gf preggers, dont ask me. If you ask me, i'll post on the blog that ur gf is preggers everyone will know what a cunt you are.
Cheers everyone! have a nice day! Happy New Year, tho its like january++ already. And dear kechong, no hard feelings ok? I love you and if u really make out with the HBM or z'Cunt or Jane Khoo, I wont tell a soul. Promise. So lets hear it then?
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