hello! :) <3 LOVE YOU LOADS! xoxoxox. lolzxzx

the following post contains no vulgarities. no flaming. no half-truths. no full lies.

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very interesting eh? :) <3 <3 <3

if you guys enjoy reading posts that are soapy(not like the lemon tea, more like the dettol type) clean posts like this, then i will gladly do my duty and post like this once every two weeks or so. :) ;)

what fun is there in blogging if it's saccharine sweet? and what fun is there in reading entries like that? :) <3 <3

I think that crude vulgar rubbishy post on "Hairy Kechong" is a masterpiece. It has gotta win the post of the month or something :) x 9.99 X 10^9999999999999999999999

But of course, we should not post bad and naughty stuff like that :) X 999999

So here I am. Posting something that's just so very good :) :) :) :) :) ;0 ;0 ;0 ;0

Hope you enjoyed that. Love and Peace to all :) <3 <3 <3 ,# ,# ,# ,# ,# ,#

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bloody hell. would you all stand a blog full of shitty posts like the above? if you do, youre a scunthorpe united without the 'shorpe' and who's not very united. i think we should take anything on the blog with a large pinch of NaCl(s). And dont accuse me of flaming please. And if you all want investigative journalism, it'll come soon. Promise. bloody bloody hell. c***s! f****** w*****! take that! look i even bothered censoring that. what the fuck's happening to me!

eh and btw, are we allowed to swear infront of ladies(replace with any suitable word that you use to refer to those of the opposite seks)? anyway im sure even ladies(see above) use 'bad' words too. so any anecdotes on ladies(you ought to know by now, stupid SWtS) and how they think (they do, they dont complete tutorials without thinking) is welcome. Solve the mystery of the opposite seks. The information will be very useful for aspiring romantics like our dear kechong and many others whom i will not disclose. i only disclosed kechong cos the whole story is 100% fictitious.

yeah so there. anyway, the actual post was a load of fucking rubbish. Have a smashing Day, week, month, year, life and death. Love you. Till next time. Goodbye.