Design?

Made this rather simple design for the T-shirt.

Not sure if it's okay. I kind of don't like the front one. Too tired to find the right font and colour combination.

But I think the 4J logo must be on the T-shirt.

Front:

Back:

Class shirt

Hm i think u shd like post design on the class shirt.
Everyone shd give ideas and stuff like that haha.
its a class shirtso i think we shd like get ideas from everyone lar.

So Yj what do u have? haha.

nope

wow my first post lol!

will be a short one. can't make it tomorrow cuz i have a friend's b'dae to go to... not free from 2pm onwards. den morning still got to sleep till... noon. maybe.

mingsing! u r and will be part of our class now and forever! :P kurowhatevershat can go **** his ****!

outing?

sigh yes pity it's too late to organise today.

i don't know about tomorrow either.

if it's too rushed there's always next week.

meeting tonight on msn if possible. 9pm. i'll try to be there.

that's it.

I understand...

Spoke to CZ on MSN just now. And I'm glad and relieved.

I'm not going to care about what some sucker spams about already. I'm adamant. My stand is still the same. Post your REAL name. Quit poking your humongous nose in affairs that don't concern you.

As long as the class regards me as part of it, that's enough.

Too late to have a 4J outing already. Maybe Sunday (does many people have to go for church?). I don't know. I have stuff on today (as in this coming morning) anyway. Drama Feste might have ended, but now it's the Writers Inc. CIP.

Have a meeting early in the morning tomorrow. I better go sleep.

If u hate it...

Blah aiyah mingsing heck him.
no lar don't worry u know me i not angry haha.
i also know u didnt know what happened anyway =D
i not those kind of ppl lar dont worry!

btw whoever tag on the tagboard directed at u is obviously after u only lar.
responding to it and tempering is what he wants what lol.
i would be laughing at how u reacted lor mingsing lol.
getting all worked up over nth

So mingsing just ignore it lar. if its an attack on us or whatever just ignore it lol.
just dao.
nth will happen one dun worry.
if u got a problem find us in sch.
don't worry we easily available.

btw since i said we peace with jin!
i say we peace with zhenglei also!
and michael.
cause although the claim we are posers..
k lar claim whatever u want lol.
but i think we shd peace lar.
i mean if they want to disassociate themselves with 4j..fine with them lor.
if they think we are dragging them down.
fine with them!

i mean its their loss..
not ours right?
why get so worked up?
relax ppl! =D
We know what 4J isall about so let it be! haha.
We wish our ex-classmates the best of luck in their future...
in rj or whatever.

but we know that for the rest of us.
regardless of the future.
we are still 4j =D

I hate to say this...

... but kuroyanagi, you can seriously fuck off! I've had enough nonsense. Come on, this is our blog. You want to tag? Sure thing. Post your REAL name. You want to flame me? I welcome that. Use your REAL name. Come talk to me face to face.

I don't understand why you're hiding behind the computer screen?! Too scared? No guts? Then, don't post. I can't stop you from tagging, of course. But I can point out what a fucking coward you are.

You want me to reevaluate myself?! Why, thank you for your suggestion. But, why not YOU go reevaluate yourself? You have no name? Or are you too afraid or ashamed to post that fucked up name of yours? I'm a "hypocrite" in your opinion?! Erm... are you sure you're not? I mean... you might very well be someone around me whom I know and talk to. Instead of confronting me, you choose to do cowardly and sneaky stuff like that. So, go look into the mirror and look who's talking.

YJ, I'm not sure if you're serious about it. But you should know me better. I'm absolutely NOT suanning CZ because he lost his camera =.= I'm suanning him about other things, if you get what I mean. If you still think so, go reread the entry carefully.

CZ, I'm sorry if you ever thought that I'm serious about it. I'm just JOKING and SUANNING. And no, I'm NOT a hypocrite. You're a suanning-pro yourself and hence, should get what I mean.

Mam, I'm not exactly getting too bad-tempered (though I'm glad you asked). My temper has always been this bad (although people like kuroyanagi can make my blood pressure shoot up). But I'm trying to control myself =.= I mean... what the hell are you going to do if all of a sudden this huge bunch of people in the canteen started shouting "MingSeks" or "TeacherTeo"?! I might be over-reacting at times (wanting to "burn" YJ and CZ, and suanning CZ), but I believe it's all in good fun (as some of you might say that calling me names is just for fun). I seriously don't think I HATE them, view them as enemies or anything. We see each other everyday. We talk. We joke. At the very least, I don't dissociate myself from 4J. I'm proud of the class I was from. And even if I do temper sometimes, I mean... I have my rights! Why can't I throw my temper sometimes? You know... sometimes I'm just sick and tired of all the nonsense I have to put up with. From my CT group, fuckers like kuroyanagi and then, ironically, you people from 4J, whom I spoke up for, against those who view us as a "screwed up class".

I don't know. If I'm a nuisance to the blog, please remove me, YJ. I'm serious.

And James has been bugging me about whether we're having a 4J outing this coming weekend. Can someone like make a decision? YJ?

Lastly, to kuroyanagi, you might be able to annoy me. But your stupid little comments (that's neither here nor there) aren't going to make me change the way I live. I have my bunch of friends whom I get along well with. I don't need YOUR recognition or approval.

LONG LIVE JUST ICE?!

LOL TEACHER TEO! YOU ACT AS IF YOU WERE GOD!

You suan Chong Ji even though he has lost his camera. That is DAMN BAD!!

Now we'll wait and see who will get retribution.

Like Chong Ji and I have done a lot to offend you.. =S, just because your Maths teacher calls you Mr. Teo (a sign of respect) then you TEMPER us for so long! You bear grudges! You make Mt. Everest out of Bt. Timah Hill!!

Teacher Teo, I've learnt courage and self-righteousness (stopping people from playing ball in class) from you, but you must learn to forgive and forget!

So quit the notion of trying to punish us or waiting for it to happen! Don't be evil!

Teachers are a respected group of people.

LONG LIVE JUSTICE

Muahahahaha!

Justice prevails.

Chongjee has got his retribution. It starts today. And it won't end till 2 years later.

And Melvin must be celebrating now, since he has gained (or lost) something (or someone).

Chongjee hates being the 4th smartest animal in the world. He doesn't want to be behind the 3rd smartest animal - dog.

It's traumatising, says Kechong. And that's enough for me, hehe.

I have now decided NOT to burn Chongjee. He has got more than he deserves - don't you think so?

No use denying (like last night), Chongjee. It's Fate! The inevitable.

I hope you have indeed been mentally-prepared. Didn't meet you today - I'm thankful (safe from your suanning-streak).

And I wish you well in your future endeavours :D

But still, justice prevails as can be seen. YJ, you'll not be spared. At least, not yet.

On a side note, Melvin is a jerk.

WithdrawaL my lan lar

My foot lar kezhong.
ya lar we live on bridge only on fridays 3:30 lor.
cause we are bridge club members.

As you know the rule doesnt exactly apply to bridge club members..so why did kezhong BRING IT UP?If kezhong's post is invalid..why did he type it?

You know why?
its a hint!
a subtle hint and by drawing attention to himself..he is trying to say the group of girls he plays with cant play with him now!

oh no NO MORE MANY TO ONE FUNCTION BRIDGE FOR KEZHONG!
Kezhong can't be surrounded by his THRONG of girls anymore!

ah and this doesn't apply to me =D
i stopped playing social bridge lol.
but KEZHONG u sneaky!!!
WE KNOW!
withdrawal symptoms from bridge?
BULLSHIT I SAY!
its withdrawal from girls lar..
okay kezhong.
We understand..=D

sudent dewelopmen

we've been classmates for a bit now.

http://kevan.org/johari
http://kevan.org/nohari

do both.

to do other people's put in your normal name without spaces in here
http://kevan.org/johari?name=name
or
http://kevan.org/nohari?name=name

everyone is doing the johari one but I think it is the nohari one that is more important.

glhf and read mam's post (below this)

Hundred Fifty-Seven

Hi everyone.

The blog appears to be some kinda battlefield so i'm not gonna fan the flames. I'll blog about something totally unrelated to the conflict going on here. Yup, im not kidding, i really am not gonna get involved. All i can say is, relax fellas. ok here goes.

In case you guys didn't know, i'm the founder of a certain club that includes many well known and powerful people in its ranks including co-founder Xu Cunzhi. This club seriously owns all and is extremely exclusive. A hundred and fifty seven thousand pounds a year/month/day could not buy you a place in this prestigious club. Roman Abramovich could not even dream of joining the club. Okay that wasn't very convincing cos Roman doesn't know the club exists but well, you get what I'm trying to say. Anyway. lets move on.

THE HUNDRED and FIFTY-SEVEN CLUB MANIFESTO

The Club: The Hundred and Fifty-Seven Club. (157 club if you're a lazy bastard.. like me)

Club Vision

To make the 157 bus the most happening bus in Singapore and the hundred and fifty-seven club the most happening bus club in Singapore. We envision a day where only one bus service will rule the roads. This bus will always have unlimited seats, it will show live football on its TV, it will have a frequency of 1Hz at least (for you physics uneducated losers, this means once per second or something like that and it's pronounced Hertzxzxzx, SI unit symbol being <3z),>

Club Membership Criteria

1. Members must take 157 at least x or x/12 number of times a year or month respectively (our executive committee member(s) will decide on a value of x, watch this space)

2. Members must be true and loyal to the 157 bus although it is probably the rubbishiest bus on the bukit timah route. They should not be able to take any other bus to reach their intended destination (this effectively rules out the idiots from HCI, NJC, NYGH who stubbornly take the 157 in the mornings and pack it up despite having about 12 alternative buses to take. It should be a crime for these people to take the bus as it means innocent people who really need the 157 bus sometimes find themselves unable to board the bus due to it being too full. This results in the innocent people being late and consequently, picking up a white slip/demerit/yellow card whatever. As such, I appeal to all those people who have alternate bus choices, DO NOT take the 157 bus if it's crowded. I empathise that the 157 is the coolest thing on 4 wheels but please, don't screw it up for people who need it badly. You cannot cannot cannot induce-fit into the 157 club[for those biologically illiterate people, induced-fit is some enzyme thing. In this context, take it to mean 'forcing yourself into somewhere where/when you're unwanted, eg. ***])

3. If you do not fit the above criteria, do not fret, you can be an Honorary Member if the exco deems you fit (see, YJ, you can still be a 157 clubber, and i'm not bending the rules for you as this rule states it can happen)

4. If you do not fit any of the above criteria, do not fret, you can join if we reach some kind of compromise.

5. If you do not fit any of the above criteria and there is no compromise, then please join another bus club(where, bus : bus --> bus is not a subset of {157})

Membership Priveleges

1. You get to belong to the most happening bus club int he world.
2. You can redeem one free friendster testimonial from me (I can see the glint in your eyes, greedy bastards)
3. You get to sleep on the bus and watch TV for free if you pay the entrance fee.
4. Flashing your official 157 club card entitles you to kick anyone out of their seats (except senior citizens on green seats) and sit down and sleeeeeeeep zzzzz...
5. A lot of secret special privilges which I'm too lazy to write about.

Membership Fees

Charges range from 45c to $1.70 depending on how long you use the facilities.

FAQ

Q: Hello, I live two stops away from my school [note name of school is not shown to protect the privacy of the HCI student] and I take public transport cos I'm a grown up kid and my parents don't drop me off since it's nearer than 3 bus stops. I like to take 157 because there's this very chio RJC girl. Am I allowed to take the 157? Am I allowed to join the club so as to show off to her that I am very high-class? Can I join the club so I can show off to my friends that I belong to an exclusive club?

Sherlock says: No! [
the following lines are censored due to explicit content and extreme flaming
] I hope that answers your question. Cheers!


Q: Hello! I take 157 everyday and have done so for the past 24 years and I know the route inside out and take it from Boon Lay interchange to Toa Payoh Interchange every single bloody day. Can I join the 157 club?

Sherlock says: Yes Dearest Bus Captain, you are entitled to join the 157 club cos you drive the damn bus anyway. But if you drive very slowly and choose to ignore stranded RJC students because the bus is too packed, you can go drive 174. The same applies if you catch me eating on the bus.


Q: Eh, 157 suxxorzxzx. 66 pwnzxz all!!! I lov3 66 ! <3>

Sherlock says: I know 1337 speak too darling. STFU.


Q: Aye mate! Me 'as been wondering wot you 'as been bangin' on about. Wot, wit all them rubbish. Me takes 157 every ruddy day innit right from me mama's house over to me girlfriend's every single day for 6 years now and I 'as never seen any place called 'bukit timah'. bye! I love citeh! United sucks! Who the **** are Man United!

Sherlock says: Go form your own 157 club stupid manc. This 157 club is only for the SBS 157.


Q: hey im not a stupid manc!

Sherlock says: I'm blocking and deleting you right now. Goodbye.


Q: Hello, my girlfriend takes 157 everyday. However, I think it's not healthy for her to take 157 cos there're lots of good-looking people on the bus and I don't want anyone on 157 to steal her heart. Could you please ban her from the bus and tell her to take 163/93 and change to 852, then change to 66, then change to 176? Please... Her name is __________

Sherlock says: Shut up you fag. You deserve to burn in hell. You're just jealous she's 157% eligible for the 157 club.


Q: Hi Sherlock! I need help with my Physics ..

Sherlock says: Screw off. I don't take bloody physics. Just because I was the Physics Pope doesn't mean I'll do your physics homework. You deserve to have your every particle vibrated in hell at 99999999999999Hz.

Q: 157 sucks! Go 174!!

Sherlock says: Fuck you spammer. I'm losing my temper already. That's it. FAQ session is now OVER.


Finally, the moment you've all been waiting for!
I will reveal the exlusive... Hundred Fitfy-Seven Club Membership Application Form!
_________________________________________________________

Name (in block letters) :

Age (3 sf):

Please attach a passport sized photo - If I like your face, you get bonus marks.

How often do you take the 157 and for what reason and from which stop to where?
Please Give a Hundred and Fifty-Seven reasons (good or otherwise, copy-pasting is allowed, just copy and paste until you got exactly 157 reasons ok.)

1.
2.
3.
4.
.
.
.
.
99.
100.
101.
.
.
.
.
156. I hate bus 156, 157 owns. (model answer)
157. I filled up this damn thing so i deserve to be in the club (level 3 answer, full marks)


Note: You are entitled to skip the previous section if you're too lazy. Too bad if you just read it. You're a loser then. The previous section was Optional, it will not be counted for Continual Assesment and as such will have no effect on your GPA.


Ok now, just give me 5 good reasons why you should be in the club (counted)

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.


Are you my friend? : Yes/No*
Will you ever vandalise the bus with liquid paper? : Yes/No*
Do you fit the criteria stipulated in the manifesto? Yes/No*
Do you support Liverpool FC? : Yes/No*
If not, which team do you support? : _______________
Are you willing to pay the club membership fees and not try to skive payment? : Yes/No*
Am I being irritating and lame? : Yes/No*
If yes, are you willing to take back what you just answered?: Yes/No*
If not, will you ever take 157 again? : No/No*

* delete where applicable

Okay that's enough. Your application will be reviewed and graded. A minimum GPA of 2.0 is required to join the club. If you fail, please take 174/66/93/163/156...

For examiner's use only - Overall GPA (3sf.) - ______

approved/not approved*


*delete where applicable.
________________________________________________________________

Alternatively, if you're too lazy to fill up the form and submit it, just come and find me and ask nicely. Yup. I know very well the importance of being idle. Filling up forms is soooo troublesome.

Disclaimer: even if you're not from the 157 club, you are still allowed to take the bus. Only thing is you wont enjoy some of the special benefits and you cannot boast to people that you're from the most happening bus club in the world. cheers!


Yours Sincerely,
Sherlock (Mam)
President of the Hundred Fifty-Seven Club.
Love and Peace to most!

Of Cowards and Outings

I'm fully justified to burn both CZ and YJ, ok!! I don't go around tempering for no reason :)

Anyway, apparently the cowardly anonymous who was never and will never be part of 4J seems to want to force himself (univeral him) into 4J business, poking that fucking HUGE nose of his in. I welcome people to come flame me, just make sure you have the guts to post your REAL name. Don't hide behind the computer screen, it's absolutely revolting! And yes, I agree with CZ. If the identity of a person is questionable, his existence should in fact be questioned as well...

Ok, now to move on the happier stuff. I propose we go watch Walk the Line (which got quite a number of Academy Award nominations) this coming Saturday. Jem, can't watch Brokeback Mountain, so we go watch Walk the Line, k? We can go to Orchard Cineleisure to catch the movie and then just hang around and talk cock after that. We can even go to Paragon and we might even catch a free show of -ahem- :P And if you guys don't mind, maybe we should go get our RJC school uniform already. It's about time...

So who is up for it?

P.S. XJ, we'll conduct the burning on that day!

Temper streak

woah mingsing is on atemper streak.
relax..
go drink QOO! to cool yourself down..
or go sleep in the fridge for a day.
You are so freaking hot tempered relax relax!
Life is fun lol just ignore people who don't reveal their names. It means they are of no importance since they are nameless..and they are insignificant.
we call this kind of people ghosts.
people with no name are as good as ghosts haha.

Anyway i suggest that we go and watch the movie FEARLESS!
Who have watched it?
and who havent?
people say quite nice..
so lets just watch it.
and go backto SCHOOL FEARLESS!
yeah!

lol mingsing don't burn me lar...
just cause i ain't cool as some people..
or as hot as some people..
doesn't mean i don't have my ways of countering your FIRE!
i can tell COLD JOKES that will DOUSE THEM!

muahahahhahahaha.

Mingsing is on awarpath!
Everyone step aside from theteacher!
if not he will GIVE YOU WHITE SLIP!
then u SLIP AND FALL!

okay i am on a lamestreak.

Mingsing's temper streak has been broken by Azure for 100 extra gold and a white slip.

lol!

JUSTICE!!

I DEMAND JUSTICE BE DONE!!

BURN YJ AND CHONGJEE!!

WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS?!

*GOES MAD*

And just before our DEAREST ex-classmate thinks that we're having civil war... No, we're not!

here we go.

slack. talk cock. watch movie. whatever.

IT'S JUST A 4J GATHERING!

25th February. Saturday.
Time not confirmed.
Change in date also welcome.
Venue not confirmed.

need ideas.

many have asked for a 4j outing =) or just a chillout session. just slam and whack whoever you don't like. share all your troubles since you're not with your fucking tutorial group anyway.

don't get me wrong. i have nothing against MY tutorial group. actually they're quite a cool bunch come to think of it, and i really don't quite mind being with them now than before.

so stop saying i'm self-delusional okay. esp ming seks wtf. (bet he's damn pissed at me calling him teacher teo.. and ming seks.. haha.)

of course, nothing still beats 4j. so can we have an outing? please?

will be nice to just talk cock for a while. i mean i see my tutorial group everyday anyway, so now it's time to have some quality time with the class.

shit that sounds wrong.

but ja any ideas for next sat just contribute. in the event that we might have tests to study for the next week.. we can either study together or postpone the thing.

basically nothing is confirmed la. and people want to meet up so.

ja. all up to you. here we go again.

Bullshit

CZ has been crapping and bullshitting, from blog entries to tagboard to the stuff that he said on Friday. Very IRRITATING!!

Okay, just to let everyone know, I'm back. Got over whatever I'm feeling down about. And thanks Deric, for actually bothering to ask about it. Now, I'm well and good!

By the way, I'm taking orders for Drama Feste tickets on Thursday, 23 Feb. Friday tickets are most likely sold out by now. Even if they aren't, it's high probability that the seats are horrible (the Friday seats that I have are already in the last few rows...)

So details here...

Date: 23 Feb, Thursday
Price: $4
Time: 7pm
Venue: Performance Arts Centre

Interested, please message me via SMS or MSN.

And lastly, WILL YJ STOP ALL THAT "TEACHER TEO" MADNESS?! I mean... at least Ming Seks sounds better...

The reel story behind Valentine's Day

Valentine's day obviously is named after this person called Valentine.
so who is Valentine?

Basically it is this guy called St.Valentine.
He carries a blue rose and a black rose around.
As you know valentine is also this guy who has a nice red cloak as seen fromfinal fantasy movie lol..and he carries cool guns!
but thatsnot HIM..thats just an image of him..a cool image of who valentine is?
so who the hell is this valentine?

Basically..Valentine was this serial rapist. but nooo he didn't just rape any other person. he would give a rose to that person a day before. A blue rose means thats the prey for this year's valentine..and a black rose is for next year.
so he gives the rose in the morning and somehow by night he always manages to do what he sets of to.

ACcording to some sources..they say that he was a cassanova that only bed girls on the 14th of Feburary. Some say that his birthday was on 14th, but every year after without fail he ahem i shallnot describe.

Btw no one ever reported the rape cases..and they say the females which he dumped were always mesmerised and enthranced..always believing that he will somehow return ( which he never did)..so why do people celebrate valentine's day?

Its because ppl celebrate the ways of the Don juan! The ability in which he managed to charm women off their feet no matter what and the methods he concieved every feburary 14th.

Thats why now u see all sorts of wacky ideas for valentine days..and slowly it distorted into the "love day" which is totally wrong. I mean you have the world celebrating love together. Woah isn't that like one big party mass orgy? wth? i am sure your love is special....

Please..i think the day after valentine's day is more special =D

so this has been brought to you by 4J one andonly tabloid newspaper of trash..

u shd read this : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Valentine%27s_Day_Massacre


and happy friendship week! lol..

happy valentine's!

to those that have a date tomorrow, congratulations and long lasting happiness! to those that do not, know that Valentine's day is also a day to commemorate friendships, as love exists even among friends. i am sure you are aware of this, having been part of 4j.

anyway, take the time off to bask in the friendship that we share even now, and like i said, look forward to and establish more meaningful and harmonious ties with new people from all walks of life.

much love to my friends :)
Liao Xiangjun

Friday

So sorry, didn't join you guys for soccer or whatever you all planned on Friday.

Just wasn't in the mood. The B3 was quite a disappointment...

Plus the fact that I'm facing some problems recently. And worse, I can't do anything about them.

Anyway, congratulations to all who did well! And to those that didn't do that well, don't worry too much. Just know you've done your best... We can go retake the examinations as a private candidate!

Anybody wants to go out sometime next week? A movie? Or to just sit down and talk cock? I seriously need some distractions...

Will you miss me?

!eruzA!@Tox!f!ed I have always been a puppet of fate..haha..De!f!xoT@!Deathdefying! says:
jingzhong!
!eruzA!@Tox!f!ed I have always been a puppet of fate..haha..De!f!xoT@!Deathdefying! says:
ah!
"Le requin était coincé dans la cuvette.. says:
y?
"Le requin était coincé dans la cuvette.. says:
im that scary??
"Le requin était coincé dans la cuvette.. says:
OOOH
!eruzA!@Tox!f!ed I have always been a puppet of fate..haha..De!f!xoT@!Deathdefying! says:
lol
!eruzA!@Tox!f!ed I have always been a puppet of fate..haha..De!f!xoT@!Deathdefying! says:
no no i miss u =D
"Le requin était coincé dans la cuvette.. says:
oh
!eruzA!@Tox!f!ed I have always been a puppet of fate..haha..De!f!xoT@!Deathdefying! says:
very long nv see u!
!eruzA!@Tox!f!ed I have always been a puppet of fate..haha..De!f!xoT@!Deathdefying! says:
no chance to hit u!
"Le requin était coincé dans la cuvette.. says:
good
"Le requin était coincé dans la cuvette.. says:
yes!!
!eruzA!@Tox!f!ed I have always been a puppet of fate..haha..De!f!xoT@!Deathdefying! says:
ah dun u miss me?
"Le requin était coincé dans la cuvette.. says:
gee
"Le requin était coincé dans la cuvette.. says:
thats a hard question
"Le requin était coincé dans la cuvette.. says:
NOO!!!
!eruzA!@Tox!f!ed I have always been a puppet of fate..haha..De!f!xoT@!Deathdefying! says: =(
!eruzA!@Tox!f!ed I have always been a puppet of fate..haha..De!f!xoT@!Deathdefying! says:
lol
!eruzA!@Tox!f!ed I have always been a puppet of fate..haha..De!f!xoT@!Deathdefying! says:
i am soo sad =.=
"Le requin était coincé dans la cuvette.. says:
then u wun smack my poor stomach
!eruzA!@Tox!f!ed I have always been a puppet of fate..haha..De!f!xoT@!Deathdefying! says:
lol
!eruzA!@Tox!f!ed I have always been a puppet of fate..haha..De!f!xoT@!Deathdefying! says:
i will smack it harder
!eruzA!@Tox!f!ed I have always been a puppet of fate..haha..De!f!xoT@!Deathdefying! says:
if i ever catch u
!eruzA!@Tox!f!ed I have always been a puppet of fate..haha..De!f!xoT@!Deathdefying! says:
since u dun miss me
!eruzA!@Tox!f!ed I have always been a puppet of fate..haha..De!f!xoT@!Deathdefying! says:
"Le requin était coincé dans la cuvette.. says:
evil piggy
!eruzA!@Tox!f!ed I have always been a puppet of fate..haha..De!f!xoT@!Deathdefying! says:
piggy!
!eruzA!@Tox!f!ed I have always been a puppet of fate..haha..De!f!xoT@!Deathdefying! says:
how dare u call me piggy lol!
"Le requin était coincé dans la cuvette.. says:
why not?
"Le requin était coincé dans la cuvette.. says:
u look piggish enough
!eruzA!@Tox!f!ed I have always been a puppet of fate..haha..De!f!xoT@!Deathdefying! says:
wah lou
!eruzA!@Tox!f!ed I have always been a puppet of fate..haha..De!f!xoT@!Deathdefying! says:
am i that piggish looking?
!eruzA!@Tox!f!ed I have always been a puppet of fate..haha..De!f!xoT@!Deathdefying! says:
even more so than cyrus?
"Le requin était coincé dans la cuvette.. says:
ok ok im being horrible

LOL WTF JINGZHONG IS dAMM BAD!

lets all smack his stomach! mission 1! lol

the plan

Grub Kameraden,

I have a dream. Dreamt it while I was in Maths lecture. (You know how it is with the Maths lecturer joker who needs 10 minutes to explain table of values and another 10 to show you how to enter values for y. Chandy would kick your arse, ma'am!)

I have a dream that on Friday, 4J will be reunited in our former glory! In our abode which they now call 1F. But then again, they are a Bayley class and I own Bayley. So that is our land. You must also remember that even though the Soviet Republic is now called Russia, the people there are still of the same descent. Therefore, 4J will always remain 4J and that is our home!!

I have a dream that we will triumph! We will triumph despite our O levels results! For it is not the results that are everything, it is the spirit that brings us together that is everything! Not all of us can be described as intelligent or mugger, but all of us can be described as 4J. THAT'S WHAT MATTERS!

I have a dream that we will play soccer after receiving our results. We will relieve the old days, play soccer for hours in class, perhaps have some violent basketball, basically just having fun. We will return to the past for one day, having fun as 4J again.

I have a dream that before that we could have a class lunch at J8 or something. If not we could meet early anyway for a warmup soccer session! Or just talking cock, catching up on recent issues. We could visit our teachers as well, for we will always remember our roots. Without Chandy, I would not know Maths. Without Maths, I would not be able to sleep in lectures. Without lectures, I'd have no dream.

4J, I have a dream, I have a dream about Friday, the 10th of February.

I have a dream that on Friday, you will all please BRING YOUR PE KIT. And CZ bring your CAMERA, we're gonna do some ownage.

I have a dream that the time will be 1:30pm when we meet. Can be made earlier if requested.

I have a dream that we will meet at the Atrium before proceeding to the Astroturf. Or we could just meet back at 4J classroom! Yet to be decided but atrium's the default location.

I have a dream that I'm wishing GOOD LUCK to all those receiving their results this Friday. May we all score A1s to bring back to RJC! As our snack seller would put it, "FULL MARKS OR NOTHING." We triumph, or we triumph! O levels or not, there will be NO COMPROMISE!! Thus, good luck to everyone who's getting back their results. Including myself.

I have a dream that ended precisely at 10:55am. Time for recess. =)


Mit liebe, YJ
Ich habe ein Traum.

O level results

omg itslike CHINESE RESULTS THIS friday.
And screw MOE..wth sia. I mean like they put it this friday.
its not the results we are nervous about.
its the EXTRA ONE REST DAY they are taking away from us tmd!
morever..FRIDAY is like a SLACK DAY!
i only have like one lesson which is econs.
the rest is civics, student dev...=.=
wth wth wth! #(%^#(%&
thats 2 RESTDAYS gone.

oh right..but since we have a hol on friday..
lets have a classouting! yeah! lol. we have to go back to sch to collect our results right?
so we shd like have lunch before that and then go sch together..then play soccer lol regardless of our marks. then go off. yeah and lets make a return to 4J =D

this time aint no mantainence fag gonna stop us.

btw does anyone want to study on tuesdays and thursdays with mua?
i end on thursdays at 1 and tuesdays at 4. i'll be in the library so catch you people =D

and HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZHANGRUI!!!!<--i think lol.

Hundred Fitfty-Seven

Hi everyone. The blog appears to be some kinda battlefield so i'm not gonna fan the flames. I'll blog about something totally unrelated to the conflict going on here. Yup, im not kidding, i really am not gonna get involved. All i can say is, relax fellas.

ok here goes.

In case you guys didn't know, i'm the founder of a certain club that includes many well known and powerful people in its ranks including co-founder Xu Cunzhi. This club seriously owns all and is extremely exclusive. A hundred and fifty seven thousand pounds a year/month/day could not buy you a place in this prestigious club. Roman Abramovich could not even dream of joining the club. Okay that wasn't very convincing cos Roman doesn't know the club exists but well, you get what I'm trying to say. Anyway. lets move on.

THE HUNDRED and FIFTY-SEVEN CLUB MANIFESTO

The Club: The Hundred and Fifty-Seven Club. (157 club if you're a lazy bastard.. like me)

Club Vision

To make the 157 bus the most happening bus in Singapore and the hundred and fifty-seven club the most happening bus club in Singapore. We envision a day where only one bus service will rule the roads. This bus will always have unlimited seats, it will show live football on its TV, it will have a frequency of 1Hz at least (for you physics uneducated losers, this means once per second or something like that and it's pronounced Hertzxzxzx, SI unit symbol being <3z),>Club Membership Criteria

1. Members must take 157 at least x or x/12 number of times a year or month respectively (our executive committee member(s) will decide on a value of x, watch this space)

2. Members must be true and loyal to the 157 bus although it is probably the rubbishiest bus on the bukit timah route. They should not be able to take any other bus to reach their intended destination (this effectively rules out the idiots from HCI, NJC, NYGH who stubbornly take the 157 in the mornings and pack it up despite having about 12 alternative buses to take. It should be a crime for these people to take the bus as it means innocent people who really need the 157 bus sometimes find themselves unable to board the bus due to it being too full. This results in the innocent people being late and consequently, picking up a white slip/demerit/yellow card whatever. As such, I appeal to all those people who have alternate bus choices, DO NOT take the 157 bus if it's crowded. I empathise that the 157 is the coolest thing on 4 wheels but please, don't screw it up for people who need it badly. You cannot cannot cannot induce-fit into the 157 club[for those biologically illiterate people, induced-fit is some enzyme thing. In this context, take it to mean 'forcing yourself into somewhere where/when you're unwanted, eg. ***])

3. If you do not fit the above criteria, do not fret, you can be an Honorary Member if the exco deems you fit (see, YJ, you can still be a 157 clubber, and i'm not bending the rules for you as this rule states it can happen)

4. If you do not fit any of the above criteria, do not fret, you can join if we reach some kind of compromise.

5. If you do not fit any of the above criteria and there is no compromise, then please join another bus club(where, bus : bus --> bus is not a subset of {157})

Membership Priveleges

1. You get to belong to the most happening bus club int he world.

2. You can redeem one free friendster testimonial from me (I can see the glint in your eyes, greedy bastards)

3. You get to sleep on the bus and watch TV for free if you pay the entrance fee.

4. Flashing your official 157 club card entitles you to kick anyone out of their seats (except senior citizens on green seats) and sit down and sleeeeeeeep zzzzz...

5. A lot of secret special privilges which I'm too lazy to write about.

Membership Fees

Charges range from 45c to $1.70 depending on how long you use the facilities.

FAQ

Q: Hello, I live two stops away from my school [note name of school is not shown to protect the privacy of the HCI student] and I take public transport cos I'm a grown up kid and my parents don't drop me off since it's nearer than 3 bus stops. I like to take 157 because there's this very chio RJC girl. Am I allowed to take the 157? Am I allowed to join the club so as to show off to her that I am very high-class? Can I join the club so I can show off to my friends that I belong to an exclusive club?

Sherlock says: No! [

the following lines are censored due to explicit content and extreme flaming

] I hope that answers your question. Cheers!

Q: Hello! I take 157 everyday and have done so for the past 24 years and I know the route inside out and take it from Boon Lay interchange to Toa Payoh Interchange every single bloody day. Can I join the 157 club?

Sherlock says: Yes Dearest Bus Captain, you are entitled to join the 157 club cos you drive the damn bus anyway. But if you drive very slowly and choose to ignore stranded RJC students because the bus is too packed, you can go drive 174. The same applies if you catch me eating on the bus.

Q: Eh, 157 suxxorzxzx. 66 pwnzxz all!!! I lov3 66 ! <3>

Sherlock says: I know 1337 speak too darling. STFU.

Q: Aye mate! Me 'as been wondering wot you 'as been bangin' on about. Wot, wit all them rubbish. Me takes 157 every ruddy day innit right from me mama's house over to me girlfriend's every single day for 6 years now and I 'as never seen any place called 'bukit timah'. bye! I love citeh! United sucks! Who the **** are Man United!

Sherlock says: Go form your own 157 club stupid manc. This 157 club is only for the SBS 157.

Q: hey im not a stupid manc!

Sherlock says: I'm blocking and deleting you right now. Goodbye.

Q: Hello, my girlfriend takes 157 everyday. However, I think it's not healthy for her to take 157 cos there're lots of good-looking people on the bus and I don't want anyone on 157 to steal her heart. Could you please ban her from the bus and tell her to take 163/93 and change to 852, then change to 66, then change to 176? Please... Her name is __________

Sherlock says: Shut up you fag. You deserve to burn in hell. You're just jealous she's 157% eligible for the 157 club.

Q: Hi Sherlock! Ive waited for this day to talk to you! I need help with my Physics ..

Sherlock says: Screw off. I don't take bloody physics. Just because I was the Physics Pope doesn't mean I'll do your physics homework. You deserve to have your every particle vibrated in hell at 99999999999999Hz.

Q: 157 sucks! Go 174!!

Sherlock says: Fuck you spammer. I'm losing my temper already. That's it. FAQ session is now OVER.

Finally, the moment you've all been waiting for!

I will reveal the exlusive... Hundred Fitfy-Seven Club Membership Application Form!

_________________________________________________________

Name (in block letters) :

Age (3 sf):

Please attach a passport sized photo - If I like your face, you get bonus marks.

How often do you take the 157 and for what reason and from which stop to where?

Please Give a Hundred and Fifty-Seven reasons (good or otherwise, copy-pasting is allowed, just copy and paste until you got exactly 157 reasons ok.)

1.

2.

3.

4.

.

.

.

.

99.

100.

101.

.

.

.

.

156. I hate bus 156, 157 owns. (model answer)

157. I filled up this damn thing so i deserve to be in the club (level 3 answer, full marks)

Note: You are entitled to skip the previous section if you're too lazy. Too bad if you just read it. You're a loser then. The previous section was Optional, it will not be counted for Continual Assesment and as such will have no effect on your GPA.

Ok now, just give me 5 good reasons why you should be in the club (counted)

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

Are you my friend? : Yes/No*

Will you ever vandalise the bus with liquid paper? : Yes/No*

Do you fit the criteria stipulated in the manifesto? Yes/No*

Do you support Liverpool FC? : Yes/No*

If not, which team do you support? : _______________

Are you willing to pay the club membership fees and not try to skive payment? : Yes/No*

Am I being irritating and lame? : Yes/No*

If yes, are you willing to take back what you just answered?: Yes/No*

If not, will you ever take 157 again? : No/No*

* delete where applicable

Okay that's enough. Your application will be revied and graded. A minimum GPA of 2.0 is required to join the club. If you fail, please take 174/66/93/163/156...

For examiner's use only - Overall GPA (3sf.) - ______

approved/not approved*

*delete where applicable.

________________________________________________________________

Disclaimer: even if you're not from the 157 club, you are still allowed to take the bus. Only thing is you wont enjoy some of the special benefits and you cannot boast to people that you're from the most happening bus club in the world. cheers!

Yours Sincerely,

Sherlock (Mam)

President of the Hundred Fifty-Seven Club.

Love and Peace to most!

A new start!

Well Cny is gone.
and i think we shd be nice people.
i mean afterall jinwei did help in the class..like bond us together.
so lets all bury the hatchet and be nice ppl k?
we say hi and not dao him as in like..lets me friends. acquaintences?
just like that. we shall not be bad to him or stufflike that anymore ol.
let him have a new life in rjc =D


so for those people who are forgetting 4J its okay man! Its perfectly normal. But rmb 4J wun be waiting for u everytime..so like next time never ever use the name 4J lol...

well for the rest of us.
life goes on.
4J spirit lives on.
so we are nice people.

btw have u guys seen james miao's msn nick? it was OWNAGE LOL!

AWW...

For those people (or person) who think that there is a civil war going on between me and YJ (and who have been advertising and promoting the post), I'm sorry to tell you that you're so wrong!

It was all just a joke. For fun and some laughters. And I don't mind at all.

And oh yeah, I'm not unwelcomed in 4J affairs or in this blog. I get invited into chat conversation and the blog, rather than asking repeatedly (and begging) for invitations, which is pretty shameless.

You want to advertise and promote our blog? Fine. But just don't spread rumours and rubbish about me or anyone on the blog for that matter. We can do that too. And very well.

And you're right when you tell your friends that we don't hate you. But neither do we like you.

Nope YJ, I'm not that petty. I actually found some parts of the entry amusing, LOL. And I love Miao's MSN nick.

ok sorry lor.

fine. im sorry for saying bad wordzxzx. from now on, the only word on the blog that is remotely bad will be Swts. surely anyone can handle that. and how many people can actually pronounce it? and no one knows what it means anyway.

and what if we started blogging in 1337? would that be okay? so are words like wtf and omfg allowed? or must we censor it to be wt* and om*g. but if we do that, its bad cos then we'll be obliged to censor the letter 'f' in all cases.

thatd be well rubbish tho. Robbie *owler scores a magni*icent goal showing o** his *antastic *inishing skillzxzx as Ben*ica are overcome by *atigue. Liverpool *C lead by *ive goals to *our.

yes it'd be really rubbish. the asterisks would always keep people guessing about the word.

aiya im really talking rubbish la. if people take offence to any of my previous posts which contain bad words, im really sorry. i'll warn readers at the start when i use bad letters like f if i ever post here again.

cheers! have a nice life.

Clarification

My freunds,

The feature post yesterday on Ming Seks was not a direct assault on him as a member of 4J or as a student (buaya?) of RJC. I'd like to clarify that despite certain scandals we posted about each other, we are not in any direct conflict. As comrades of the Reich, we have one common goal and that is to have fun as a (ex-)class, not to flame each other.

It's just some playful jest ya. So if ANY OF YOU think that there's civil war going on within us (and are probably cheering secretly about it), I think you will be quite sad to know that this is indeed not the case. I don't like to list names but it's quite evident that certain people, whom very unfortunately were from 4J, do not want to acknowledge us as fellow classmates but will be glad to spread untrue rumours about people like Ming Seks.

I mean, ya, it's true that he buayas but who are you to comment if you don't know anything about it? And who are you to spread the word of the blog around when you are hardly part of us? The blog address is 4j-2005, an identity we can all be proud of, not a site where you can lead your NEW friends to. Especially if your friends are those you have just known for one month but you are so despo to get their attention or summat. Not like the old acquaintances you've known for two years.

You can actually abandon two-year friendships just to try to achieve popularity or basically sling mud on others. I really must pity you. Don't you have anything better to do in RJ?

Now I'm not saying I'm perfect because I sling mud too. But I don't spread rumours around everyday trying to get others to know stuff that probably aren't true. And like I said, the post on Ming Seks was done in good humour, or rather I posted with no bad feelings. I don't intend to bring him down or anything, and I'm sure he knows it. No one's going to kill each other over this minor issue.

Nevertheless, let me get back to the point. We very unfortunately had some bastards in 4J and now they are loose all over RJC. Just so you know, we don't take a kind stand towards bastards and we don't exactly like our blog being publicised because it's OUR blog and not anyone else's. Scandals among members of the Reich should be kept within ourselves, not dirty linen hung out to dry in public. I understand that maybe some others already knows this site, but spreading the site for others to see is highly NOT advisable.

Just because the situation is bad doesn't mean you have to make it worse okay.

And that's all I have to say.

No offence, yea, Ming Seks? ;)


Mit liebe,
YJ

maybe things SHOULD be taken with a pinch of NaCL. sorry for showing concern for a fellow classmate.

but i still see no need to spit vulgarities out in text because you can actually take back what you say before you even say it in text by pressing backspace or alt-f4 or a combination like that. it's just tasteless. i don't want to see our blog DEGENERATING (what would you have said, evolving?) into posts which contain vulgarities that don't seem to add much humour or strength to a statement because they're used too much, and too unwisely.

good humour comes in sentences like 'soapy, not the ice lemon tea but dettol-type' and not 'scunthorpe united without shorpe and who's not united' because the latter is a lame low-blow with not much wit in it. some people are capable of spinning humor intelligently and in a civilized manner without resorting to mixing vulgarities in. i have yet to know anyone who blogs here to be incapable of that.

saccharine sweet? sopay clean? nah. just don't give me urine or fecal matter. i don't mind a bit of salt to go with that, either, as long as all of us are agreeable. we share this cup of wine so let's not poison it, for it represents our taste and by extension our characters.

GRUB KAMERAD

Mann, es habt been sehr long since ich last posted hier. Es tut mir leid.

Anyway, in recent times, some things just have come to my attention so strongly that I just HAVE to post it. Much as I have tried to ignore the topic and treat it as H₂O (l) under the bridge, Lehrer Teo must bring it right back up to my face. He talks to me pretty often on MSN about certain issues, about how he's innocent of buayaing while I apparently on the other hand have been hanging around him to see a girl whose face that I don't even recognise. Haha now I'll just present you the facts so you can decide for yourself whether you trust your monitor (okay ex-monitor) or your teacher.

Und in case you didn't know, Lehrer = Teacher.

So, you might ask. What's up with Teacher Teo? Fact is, a lot.

Notice how defensive he has been lately? Especially on the blog, as well as on MSN. You'd start to think that things were getting a little fishy up there.. and well, you're not far wrong.

(MSN) [10:02:11 PM] (R) = ÞHõËn: i'm innocent (A)
(MSN) [10:09:23 PM] (R) = ÞHõËn: i'm so innocent lor
(MSN) [10:15:06 PM] (R) = ÞHõËn: i'm like so innocent lor
(Blog) Quote Ming Seks, "Whatever is posted about me is completely...UNTRUE!!"

Now Ming Seks has a point here (about the blog), because I haven't exactly been posting anything about him. However, since he said whatever is postED about him is untrue, it means that what is going to come out now will be nothing but the truth. I've witnesses to back me up. After all, if he was really innocent, he wouldn't have to keep declaring his innocence to the world. An innocent guy fears nothing.

And as I'm posting this, look what Ming Seks said.

2226 hrs
= ÞHõËn× = says:
nvm, everybody noes i'm innocent (A)

Like who's going to buy that story. It's been sold so many times and despite being rejected so many times, Ming Seks is like an irritating peddler or an inquisitive pineapple who won't give up. I'm not suggesting anything, but let me get to the point.

Ming Seks, like his name suggests, is ACTUALLY A BUAYA!

Today, while I was plodding along the steps up to the second floor of the library, I saw Zhang Kahn mugging with Paul Yap and a few others. I went to their table, put down my stuff and settled down. When I started glancing around to reckie the surroundings, guess who I saw? NONE OTHER THAN TEACHER TEO MING SEKS!! And very atypically of him, I should say, there were THREE GIRLS surrounding him. Teacher Teo was sitting there alone, and one would wonder if he was actually giving them private tuition.

I must say I couldn't believe my eyes, for Teacher Teo didn't seem that sort. I used to think he was a good boy, but then I realised in RI Ming Seks couldn't quite be up to his mischievous self (ie flirting with girls). Well now that he's gone to RJ, I've finally seen his true colours. I even got Paul Yap to pinch me hard so I could test if I was dreaming. Apparently not. Teacher Teo has changed for the worse. Sigh.. that's so disappointing isn't it.

And knowing that Teacher Teo might try to rebut, let me present you my witnesses.

1) Asif Iqbal
2) Zhang Kahn
3) Yeo Kechong
4) Paul Yap
5) Kenneth Loo
6) Myself (since he claims I'm least credible)

They all caught Teacher Teo in the act of having his tryst with three girls as well as thoroughly enjoying himself. You should have seen that smirk on his face as he took them all three at one go. Pity I had no camera otherwise you'd have had solid evidence. But then I've witnesses so there's no denial here okay.

Oh and here we go again. Live update from MSN.

2233 hours
= ÞHõËn× = says:
i'm so innocent hor!!

Sigh I don't know how many more times I'm going to hear this tonight.

Anyway Ming Seks has seemed to be very overly enthusiastic about some old rumour that concerns me. All just because I lost that stupid Maths test bet, which seemed like ages ago. And ever since he has gotten _ _ _ _ in his class, he has been feeding me with redundant information which I could really throw back at his face. But then a thought struck me. How does Ming Seks know all these, and why is he so interested anyway?

Oh by the way here's another one.

2237 hours
= ÞHõËn× = says:
'coz i'm 101% innocent

We really get your point, Ming Seks. Nice try.

Back to the point - Ming Seks seems to know everything about the girl that I'm SUPPOSED to like. He has been feeding me info like, she's there now, hey she's coming back from the airport at what time, she's got a bf etc. Don't you think it's a little bit suspicious how Ming Seks gets to know so much about _ _ _ _? I find it damn obvious that HE is the one having a crush on her. While at the same time finding time to go flirt with others in the library.

Sigh, how time can change a person. Ming Seks has really lived up to his name. He's now telling me on MSN how I won't post anything about him. I'm sorry Teacher, I just did. =)

Nevertheless, if you didn't exactly catch what I said on top, you're a SwtS who can't read for nuts. Ming Seks has become a buaya and that's official news. I've made a little rommytot too for all to enjoy.

Oh by the way here he goes again -.-"

2248 hrs

= ÞHõËn× = says:
i'm innocent :D

WHO IS THE SNEAKY ONE
MING SEKS!
WHO IS THE BUAYA ONE
MING SEKS!
HE LOOKS SO INNOCENT
BUT ACTUALLY HE'S GUILTY
THE SUPER DUPER BUAYA
TEO MING SEKS!

Das ist alle für heidt. Guten nacht =)


YJ

hello! :) <3 LOVE YOU LOADS! xoxoxox. lolzxzx

the following post contains no vulgarities. no flaming. no half-truths. no full lies.

___________________--Start of Post :) Have A nice day! Love you!--_______________

very interesting eh? :) <3 <3 <3

if you guys enjoy reading posts that are soapy(not like the lemon tea, more like the dettol type) clean posts like this, then i will gladly do my duty and post like this once every two weeks or so. :) ;)

what fun is there in blogging if it's saccharine sweet? and what fun is there in reading entries like that? :) <3 <3

I think that crude vulgar rubbishy post on "Hairy Kechong" is a masterpiece. It has gotta win the post of the month or something :) x 9.99 X 10^9999999999999999999999

But of course, we should not post bad and naughty stuff like that :) X 999999

So here I am. Posting something that's just so very good :) :) :) :) :) ;0 ;0 ;0 ;0

Hope you enjoyed that. Love and Peace to all :) <3 <3 <3 ,# ,# ,# ,# ,# ,#

_____________________-- END OF POST --______________________________


bloody hell. would you all stand a blog full of shitty posts like the above? if you do, youre a scunthorpe united without the 'shorpe' and who's not very united. i think we should take anything on the blog with a large pinch of NaCl(s). And dont accuse me of flaming please. And if you all want investigative journalism, it'll come soon. Promise. bloody bloody hell. c***s! f****** w*****! take that! look i even bothered censoring that. what the fuck's happening to me!

eh and btw, are we allowed to swear infront of ladies(replace with any suitable word that you use to refer to those of the opposite seks)? anyway im sure even ladies(see above) use 'bad' words too. so any anecdotes on ladies(you ought to know by now, stupid SWtS) and how they think (they do, they dont complete tutorials without thinking) is welcome. Solve the mystery of the opposite seks. The information will be very useful for aspiring romantics like our dear kechong and many others whom i will not disclose. i only disclosed kechong cos the whole story is 100% fictitious.

yeah so there. anyway, the actual post was a load of fucking rubbish. Have a smashing Day, week, month, year, life and death. Love you. Till next time. Goodbye.

Innocent

Before YJ posts anything...

I shall first declare my innocence.

Whatever is posted about me is completely...

UNTRUE!!

That's that. Bye ;)