The reel story behind Valentine's Day

Valentine's day obviously is named after this person called Valentine.
so who is Valentine?

Basically it is this guy called St.Valentine.
He carries a blue rose and a black rose around.
As you know valentine is also this guy who has a nice red cloak as seen fromfinal fantasy movie lol..and he carries cool guns!
but thatsnot HIM..thats just an image of him..a cool image of who valentine is?
so who the hell is this valentine?

Basically..Valentine was this serial rapist. but nooo he didn't just rape any other person. he would give a rose to that person a day before. A blue rose means thats the prey for this year's valentine..and a black rose is for next year.
so he gives the rose in the morning and somehow by night he always manages to do what he sets of to.

ACcording to some sources..they say that he was a cassanova that only bed girls on the 14th of Feburary. Some say that his birthday was on 14th, but every year after without fail he ahem i shallnot describe.

Btw no one ever reported the rape cases..and they say the females which he dumped were always mesmerised and enthranced..always believing that he will somehow return ( which he never did)..so why do people celebrate valentine's day?

Its because ppl celebrate the ways of the Don juan! The ability in which he managed to charm women off their feet no matter what and the methods he concieved every feburary 14th.

Thats why now u see all sorts of wacky ideas for valentine days..and slowly it distorted into the "love day" which is totally wrong. I mean you have the world celebrating love together. Woah isn't that like one big party mass orgy? wth? i am sure your love is special....

Please..i think the day after valentine's day is more special =D

so this has been brought to you by 4J one andonly tabloid newspaper of trash..

u shd read this : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Valentine%27s_Day_Massacre


and happy friendship week! lol..