we went home today
Hi today we paid an exclusive visit to our alma mater RI. It was kind of exclusive because the visit excluded Yeo Kecunt who decided that spending more time with the HBM was more important than coming back for a nice lil' visit. Anyway, the first thing that Sherlock and I did when we were back on the land of the Reich was to shout out the British football club in League Two (or was it League One?) without the Shorpe.
And then paid a visit to the old Hullett Memorial Library. Where Kecunt left after being there for no more than five minutes, the rationale being that HML now bans females from entering the library. Well, except for a certain idiot with the initials CY, that is. She still pretty much is the head of the library, but we didn't see her because we wanted a perfect return to RI. And so there, we lay on the sofas slacking our arses off.
After our arses really almost did come off, it was time to fuck off from HML. We got to the atrium and guess who we saw, CHANDY!!! He expresses his great disappointment at being unable to teach us for a third year, and that he would love to go to RJC to teach us if he would. Sherlock updated him about Kecunt's buaya activities, to which Chandy replied, "Kezhong? Really?" and then gave that Chandy chuckle of his.
Not like we don't know what it means. Chandy is obviously expecting that sort of crap from Kecunt. Conversation was kept to functions and boring lectures as we watched the recipients for the Eagles award clap for each other. It's kind of lame, really, but.. okay it's just darn fucking lame. They could just mail the stupid thing to their letterboxes but I guess RI Admin still don't have this habit of thinking before they act.
Then as time didn't permit and as rain was falling, Sherlock and I had no choice but to return home and to reflect upon our visit. It was a very important occasion, for it's not everyday that we go back. We hope to see more Chandy in the future and less Eagles awards ceremonies. The Reich might take an interest in having an outing back here. Naturally, we'd have to force Kecunt to come.
And don't tell me you can't, Kecunt. You dumb cunt.
And then paid a visit to the old Hullett Memorial Library. Where Kecunt left after being there for no more than five minutes, the rationale being that HML now bans females from entering the library. Well, except for a certain idiot with the initials CY, that is. She still pretty much is the head of the library, but we didn't see her because we wanted a perfect return to RI. And so there, we lay on the sofas slacking our arses off.
After our arses really almost did come off, it was time to fuck off from HML. We got to the atrium and guess who we saw, CHANDY!!! He expresses his great disappointment at being unable to teach us for a third year, and that he would love to go to RJC to teach us if he would. Sherlock updated him about Kecunt's buaya activities, to which Chandy replied, "Kezhong? Really?" and then gave that Chandy chuckle of his.
Not like we don't know what it means. Chandy is obviously expecting that sort of crap from Kecunt. Conversation was kept to functions and boring lectures as we watched the recipients for the Eagles award clap for each other. It's kind of lame, really, but.. okay it's just darn fucking lame. They could just mail the stupid thing to their letterboxes but I guess RI Admin still don't have this habit of thinking before they act.
Then as time didn't permit and as rain was falling, Sherlock and I had no choice but to return home and to reflect upon our visit. It was a very important occasion, for it's not everyday that we go back. We hope to see more Chandy in the future and less Eagles awards ceremonies. The Reich might take an interest in having an outing back here. Naturally, we'd have to force Kecunt to come.
And don't tell me you can't, Kecunt. You dumb cunt.
posted by YJ at 8:41 PM
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