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Im just doing my job reporting on fellow 4jaywalkers. nothing personal. to protect the persons identity, i wont reveal that his name. but i'll just give you a multiple choice question. a) YKZ b) Yeo Kecunt 3) Kechong 4) Yeo Kezhong.
Anyway if u lazy asses have not been following the blog, you ought to go read the previous posts first, namely the one by YJ. Anyway, im here to tell you about 1234's love. 1234 is a verified m___ hunter. And after finding himself unleashed in rjc, he has set off on a rampage!! his first target : a half blood m___!
Heres the evidence:
On a quite sunny and cheerful day, i met 1234. We were walking past the basketball courts. Instantly I spotted my friends playing football with a volleyball. as I took a few steps in that general direction to join in the game, I looked around for 1234. and voila! 1234 was playing fucking basketball!!! and why? it didnt take much sherlocking to figure it out. There at the basketball (the one on the left nearer to the carpark) court, was the HBM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its no wonder 1234's hormones unleashed and he went off to play basketball which is so unlike him!! 'Stupid kecunt', i thought as 1234 just left me there to play basketball. Thats as far as i can go with regards to eyewitness evidence of my own. after that, ive heard tales from mysterious people about even more mysterious 1234 snogging a not so mysterious HMB. this part may not be true tho but youre advised to believe it anyway.
anyway, now moving on from our main fodder, i'll move onto some side news. and for the first time, YJ will be featured in a buaya post. tho this next bit is highly speculative, much like atomic theory and all that crap.
Here's the news, YJ has an admirer!!!!
according to the sherlockian bible, theres two ways to tell if a girl likes you. 1) she keeps lookin at you and 2) she reads ur blog.
anyways, YJ was at the jazz vocal auditions along with some friends, most of his friends are bloody brilliant and are really talented and awesome. it was in LT2. Just before it was YJs turn to sing, two unidentified girls entered the LT and sat way in front of Yj and his mates. YJ swears he does not know any of them. (on a side note, girls are s___horpes without the shorpe. literally). anyway what was most interesting was the fact that the girls kept looking back at YJ for no apparent reason. YJ and his friends pretended not to realise but they could all see as they are blessed with MEM eyes. mad-eye-moody eyes that is.
After a while, YJ got so fed up that he and his friends left LT2 without even auditioning. Such a great loss for Jazz club. Anyway, for the hypothesis that YJ has an admirer to be true, we need to prove that his blog or this blog is being viewed by her (them). As such, we have installed a tracking device that can tell who visited the blog and when.
That tracking device is highly useful and will soon be able to prove our hypothesis. The tracking device is disguised as a tagboard.
Anyway, everyone who visits this blog MUST tag to say u came so that we can track u and see if you are YJs admirer.
Ok thats all for today. Ill be examining 1234 and the YJ situation and will look to unearth further clues in the near future. Cheers and goodbye!
Anyway if u lazy asses have not been following the blog, you ought to go read the previous posts first, namely the one by YJ. Anyway, im here to tell you about 1234's love. 1234 is a verified m___ hunter. And after finding himself unleashed in rjc, he has set off on a rampage!! his first target : a half blood m___!
Heres the evidence:
On a quite sunny and cheerful day, i met 1234. We were walking past the basketball courts. Instantly I spotted my friends playing football with a volleyball. as I took a few steps in that general direction to join in the game, I looked around for 1234. and voila! 1234 was playing fucking basketball!!! and why? it didnt take much sherlocking to figure it out. There at the basketball (the one on the left nearer to the carpark) court, was the HBM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its no wonder 1234's hormones unleashed and he went off to play basketball which is so unlike him!! 'Stupid kecunt', i thought as 1234 just left me there to play basketball. Thats as far as i can go with regards to eyewitness evidence of my own. after that, ive heard tales from mysterious people about even more mysterious 1234 snogging a not so mysterious HMB. this part may not be true tho but youre advised to believe it anyway.
anyway, now moving on from our main fodder, i'll move onto some side news. and for the first time, YJ will be featured in a buaya post. tho this next bit is highly speculative, much like atomic theory and all that crap.
Here's the news, YJ has an admirer!!!!
according to the sherlockian bible, theres two ways to tell if a girl likes you. 1) she keeps lookin at you and 2) she reads ur blog.
anyways, YJ was at the jazz vocal auditions along with some friends, most of his friends are bloody brilliant and are really talented and awesome. it was in LT2. Just before it was YJs turn to sing, two unidentified girls entered the LT and sat way in front of Yj and his mates. YJ swears he does not know any of them. (on a side note, girls are s___horpes without the shorpe. literally). anyway what was most interesting was the fact that the girls kept looking back at YJ for no apparent reason. YJ and his friends pretended not to realise but they could all see as they are blessed with MEM eyes. mad-eye-moody eyes that is.
After a while, YJ got so fed up that he and his friends left LT2 without even auditioning. Such a great loss for Jazz club. Anyway, for the hypothesis that YJ has an admirer to be true, we need to prove that his blog or this blog is being viewed by her (them). As such, we have installed a tracking device that can tell who visited the blog and when.
That tracking device is highly useful and will soon be able to prove our hypothesis. The tracking device is disguised as a tagboard.
Anyway, everyone who visits this blog MUST tag to say u came so that we can track u and see if you are YJs admirer.
Ok thats all for today. Ill be examining 1234 and the YJ situation and will look to unearth further clues in the near future. Cheers and goodbye!
posted by Sherlock at 4:51 PM
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