You-Know-Who Returns
In a statement last night, Senator of the High Council Asif Iqbal confirmed that You-Know-Who has returned onto the MSN network and is once more active.
The Senator's statement is met with much dismay, after all the assurances have been made that there is no truth whatsoever that You-Know-Who longer logs on to MSN or update his blog.
Details of the event last night are still hazy though it is believed that You-Know-Who has logged onto MSN and has somehow landed himself into the conversation window of a top-secret discussion of pineapples that Founder of the Geneva Convention Melvin Seah held.
The happening of such an event has also brought about much alarm in the High Council, due to the fact that as-recent-as-a-few-days-ago, Head of Spasm Department Clemens Chay had received requests to remove certain objectionable (or unobjectionable) materials from the Class blog. After much inferences, Detective Armchair Sherlocks suggested that someone might have tipped You-Know-Who off, causing him to logon and check out the class blog.
The High Council has tried every (maybe not) possible means to track You-Know-Who this afternoon during the trip to Orchard. It has unfortunately been futile, as You-Know-Who possess cheating powers far stronger than any other, making himself unplottable.
Meanwhile, the High Council urges all members of the class to remain vigilant for we are now faced with dark and difficult times. The Senator has also reassured the class that security has been tightened for tomorrow's outing. However, below are a few safety measures that members of the class should adopt:
1. Do NOT stray away from the group.
If you're so timid as to not be able to stay alone in a hotel/resort room, you'll find yourself even more lost and afraid in the middle of East Coast Park.
2. Go home BEFORE dark.
If you are those who'll scream in the bathroom when there is a blackout, then go home BEFORE dark.
3. Put on TRIPLE layers of insect repellent.
If you can't stand so much as a single mosquito bite, do make sure you put on 3 layers of insect repellant: insect repellant spray, mosquito bite, ultra-sonic device.
*For more information, visit the Wizarding Wheezing Web at http://www.com/
(P.S. I've something on tomorrow afternoon, so I can't make it for the outing. So you guys enjoy yourselves. And Asif, do remember to update me about the biking experience.)
The Senator's statement is met with much dismay, after all the assurances have been made that there is no truth whatsoever that You-Know-Who longer logs on to MSN or update his blog.
Details of the event last night are still hazy though it is believed that You-Know-Who has logged onto MSN and has somehow landed himself into the conversation window of a top-secret discussion of pineapples that Founder of the Geneva Convention Melvin Seah held.
The happening of such an event has also brought about much alarm in the High Council, due to the fact that as-recent-as-a-few-days-ago, Head of Spasm Department Clemens Chay had received requests to remove certain objectionable (or unobjectionable) materials from the Class blog. After much inferences, Detective Armchair Sherlocks suggested that someone might have tipped You-Know-Who off, causing him to logon and check out the class blog.
The High Council has tried every (maybe not) possible means to track You-Know-Who this afternoon during the trip to Orchard. It has unfortunately been futile, as You-Know-Who possess cheating powers far stronger than any other, making himself unplottable.
Meanwhile, the High Council urges all members of the class to remain vigilant for we are now faced with dark and difficult times. The Senator has also reassured the class that security has been tightened for tomorrow's outing. However, below are a few safety measures that members of the class should adopt:
1. Do NOT stray away from the group.
If you're so timid as to not be able to stay alone in a hotel/resort room, you'll find yourself even more lost and afraid in the middle of East Coast Park.
2. Go home BEFORE dark.
If you are those who'll scream in the bathroom when there is a blackout, then go home BEFORE dark.
3. Put on TRIPLE layers of insect repellent.
If you can't stand so much as a single mosquito bite, do make sure you put on 3 layers of insect repellant: insect repellant spray, mosquito bite, ultra-sonic device.
*For more information, visit the Wizarding Wheezing Web at http://www.com/
(P.S. I've something on tomorrow afternoon, so I can't make it for the outing. So you guys enjoy yourselves. And Asif, do remember to update me about the biking experience.)
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