christmas is here

(you-know-who) the cheating pineapple
had a very spiky head
and if you ever touched it
in a while you would be dead

all of (you-know-who)'s dear classmates
never dared to call him names
they were all terrified of him
even our dear prefect james

then during one chinese lesson
ming kiat came to say
(you-know-who), with your head so sharp
i think you are damn screwed up

then how (you-know-who) did temper
as he shouted out loudly
"ming kiat, you f***ing b**tard"
mess with me you're history"

that's why we don't dare to touch him
we leave him alone
let him cheat and let him flirt
let him complain and let him moan

although we didn't say it
i think it is all agreed
that the republic of 4j
does not need this piece of shit

send any improvements if you want. we'd like to perfect this song, thank you very much.

by the way (you-know-who) is only 2 syllables, if you haven't noticed by now.