Wanted: Dead or Alive

Investigation to the not-so-recent pineapple-planting incident has recommenced last night. Present at last night's discussion were President of the Republic of 4J Lim Yejie, Detective Armchair Sherlocks, victim Asif Iqbal and I.

When asked to recall what actually happened on that day of the crime President Lim says"He's [The pineapple planter's] one of the first-rate cunt" while Asif Iqbal claims that he "cant really remember".

A handful of pineapples were being discovered on the seats of some of our comrades sometime ago. It is highly suspected that the deed is done by a traitor amongst our midst. A reward of 10,000 rupiah is offered for anyone who is able to provide us with some evidences pointing out who actually planted the pineapples.

And whoever who did it for whatever reason, you watch out...