Jay Chou Sucks

" im the best, no one can touch me. ill whack u ppl up with a can of pepsi. come on, take me on! i defy the laws of phucking physics, look at my hair! NO MAN CAN KILL ME!!!!"

Hi. jay Chou Sucks. I think YJ(ay) knows that very well. after some investigation, we found the perfect solution to fight off the evil of jay chou!!! jay chou is a c***. and to fight c***s, u ought to use c***wot! brilliant. to fight a chinese gangster, you need some brit fighters man! to defeat one 'muscly' guy, you need five (not too fit, a bit mingin 'cept for the ginger) chicks! to defeat jay chou you need....

" we're the spice girls!!!!" (from left cinnamon spice, paprika spice, curry spice, coriander spice, masala spice)

jay Chou: you are all girls! how to beat me!? look at my sexy body! don you wanna seks me!? im so charming and cool looking.

Sporty Spice: look, my abs are bigger than yours sod!

Ginger spice: my chest is bigger than yours!

Posh spice: my husband is much better looking than you and he has golden balls.

scary spice: im not scared!

baby spice: i am..

Jay Chou: No MAN CAN KILL ME!!! IM JAY C***

------- jay chou uses 'fucked-up-music-that-sounds-like-wqihw-weigwg-wigwg'-----------

-------spice girls sing 'who do you think you are'---------------

however, the rubbish music seems to be gettign to them! no! will our brit chicks fail to vanquish the evil!?

Posh Spice: It's morphin(not the painkiller) time!

----------------mighty morphin spice-girls-rangers!!!!---------

Spice girls: GIRL POWER!!!!!!

---pow wow, biff, slam, bshhh, whack, fuck, cunt, boom, kazaam-----

Jay Chou is stripped(a la lembu) and is slashed across with the migthy spice grinder machine!!!

before he dies..

Jay Chou: No man can kill me!!!! (while smsing his grilfren patty hou, who?)

Spice girls: We are No MAN, bitch. and neither are you!

--- a final blow to the crotch and he dies. it is discovered he has a .. you know, c***.----

Spice girls: YAY!!! girl power!!!! Lesbiasn rock!!!! Feminism!!! EQUAL RIGHTS MOVEMENT!!! LESBIAN MARRIAGES!!!! Brit POWER!!! uhhh... GIRL POWER!!!! (did we say that already?)

-------they celebrate by doing a wicked jig-----------

suddenly........

Chandy: hey ladies, ready to party??

Spice girls: yay CHANDY!!!!

---fromt that day on, the spices girls became known as....

Chandy's Angels!!!!!!!

The end! girl power!!