HAPPY BIRTHDAY CLEMENS!

ALL HAIL CLEMENS THE SPASM KING!
ALL HAIL CLEMENS THE BADMInTON NOOOB!
ALL HAIL CLEMENS THE BUAYA
ALL hAIL CLEMENS THE WINDY BOy!

HAppy 16th Birthday to you!
YOu are OFFICIAL legal! You can watch NC-16 movies!

WOOHOO! relax don't shag so quickly. Like ZK has said, Practise safe sex!
and think of MING SEX when you do it!

Btw, mingsing and kezhong's timing are FAKE! THEY ARE RIGGED! mine is real, i have a screenshot =D