Interview with carl yan

Me and melvin invited carl to an epic conversation.

us : Come back to Ri on teacher day.
Carl : but then i go back then i get beaten up or something how
melvin : lol u think we so bo liao?
carl : yes i do
melvin : ask u to go back just to beat u up..
carl : i have gd reason to think so. its not you, its other people.
Melvin : like?dont think ur so big tt everyone wanna bash u up
me : u think we so free want to touch u siao
carl : james and clemens
Me : now 4J ppl rather touch girls than touch u

and CARL YAN RETORTS!!!!

Carl overwelming argument : i also dunno y u so free and think i so big anws, but nvm, have a good time


MELVIN PURSUADES!

Melvin : thats y chong zhi always humping gals in the toilet now.
u think he wanna beat u up?..
n james has his gal to worry about
so does clemz
we're askin u to go back cuz chandy anna see all of us
yea we're watchin class vids too

5 min later...of awkward silence..


Melvin : so cool can dao us now la?
just forget about all the good times in 4J


CARL YAN IS STUNNED!

Carl : wha....??who hump girls in the toilet?
Melvin : lol cz la who else, hes fukin skinny now.u should see him
Carl : Why?
Me : all my fats went into my dick length
melvin : he even has hair now.another reason to come back to ri.come n see cz's new look.
Carl : but then i no insurance how
me : i help u lar. you come i protect you. Big brother CZ!
Carl : u protect me from not getting hurt right? very reliable ah

OMG CARL YAN SARCASM!

melvin : fuck u la carl, u really think u so big everyone wanna rape u ah?
Carl : i haven forgotten u were stripping me last yr
melvin : that was last yr.we've all grown up n strip gals now.why the fuck we wanna strip u.

Melvin : anw can u just go back to ri

Carl : i'll think abt it

melvin : wtf u making things so difficult

carl : if but it werent for chandy

melvin : dont forget ur a rafflesian! or have u transformed into a full fledged acsian alrdy

carl: but its hard for me to like remembering that, especially since i was rather unhappily ejected out of the school

Melvin : lol wadya mean,everyone had fun last yr.

Carl : everyone except me.ok.


OUCH! We now know the painful story behind carl yan's eyes. He might have transfered to ACSIB. We 4J in RJC..feels for CARL YAN!
His life story in flashes.
An interview with the leaver.
Carl yan!