solve this - damn easy

Jose Mourinho - a snotty arse
Iaquinta - hat trick hero
Nenad Jestrovic - racist cunt
Ibrahim Sissoko - Mohamed Sissoko's younger bro in west brom
Socrates - was a brazilian footballer and some philo guy too
Abramovich, Roman - contrary to his name, is a russian jew bastard
Callum Davenport - some decent defender i play with in FM, heading 20
Ujfalusi - czech international defender
Nicolas Anelka - man he's fast
Timothy Cahill - aussie toffee

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solving this ridiculously simple and retarded puzzle should take no time at all. unlike ming sings puzzle, we all get the answer and feel satisfied and the message is simple and clear. i know this is damn dumb but its just to highlight to ming sing what a brainteaser ought to be like for people who dont want their brains teased or bullied. any teasing or bullying will result in a one way ticket to limjeenee land. bloody hell.