Goggle earth

We had a fun class outing that day! You know..its like we were being spied on...because..
...an unidentified flying object was seen trailing us!












We even invited someone FAMOUS!

The....









With some timeon our hands, we decided to play smash the object pitting MK VS Miao. ultimately both were losers cause the rangers came and showed us to *screw off from here kiddos*face.














We had to trek through jungles....











Climb ardously up moutains...











AS we finally made our trip back memory lane..

Back to...











You see now RI is a beautiful place...

and we played and enjoyed ourself until we were so tired...










yeah we rule the world.

SO ALL YOU JACKASSES THAT DIDN't GO THERE. FOTTITI!

the outing

FIELD REPORT
by Anonymous Agent (AA)

I have not managed to fix jin's position. it seems Chancellor Teo's excellent field report spooked him into being more elusive. however, 6 of his former associates were spotted at 1130 hours at dhoby ghaut mrt, squatting down in front of the control station and trying to look innocuous. I was not fooled. they are highly skilled competitors in our field of espionage.

by name, they were asif, cyrus, chongZhee, ihti, kezman, and xj. they then slipped into X-square where they spent 2 hours entertaining themselves with fussball games (Fifa and WinningEleven) and skilled violence (Halo2), and of course long-legged and big-bosomed woman in delectable outfits (Dead or Alive). 3 reinforcement units arrived soon after; ming kiat, james and great leader yj.

however, it must have seemed to them that jin, not being sufficiently skilled, would never have stepped into that place, so they left for a more potential spot: Plaza Sing.

while they were recharging their batteries at BK, they spotted Aussie Joel Lim, former prefect, upholder of law and stringent rules, icon of order and saviour of RI image, sporting a DurianHead(tm) hairstyle. there must have been more wax than hair.

their faith in RIPB shattered for the last time, the crowd of 9 decided virtual fussball wasn't enough and relocated to marina bay where they played monkey in the mrt shelter till the rain stopped. then it was 1.5 hours in lovely Marina City Park until it drizzled. their final stop as a group was in the arcade of some place, where they played more virtual fussball, became DJs and of course jurassic park hunters.

the final challenge was at a touch-screen machine where 7 members tried to break the highscore (intending to input 'jin' as the name). of course, both attempts did devastatingly well until.. 1) Someone touched the screen accidentally and killed the perfect-so-far attempt 2) Everyone touched the screen like 10 times, thinking it was a REPEAT picture.

oh well. after that ming kiat, james, chongzhee, cyrus and xj had steamboat. the big one, cyrus, was an excellent cook, handling 4 times as much as anyone else dared to (and eating most of it, too). wow. after sticking some unwanted potong ice-cream into the steamboat, they left, to x-square where once again they engaged in.. you guessed it. more fussball.

after that, I got bored tailing them and went home. the end.

reinstatement

I am restored to my seat of power. here, the world obeys my every whim. I am home, with a computer keyboard beneath my unpractised fingers.

5 levels, 3 days. Shit.

REMINDER

Don't say I didn't remind you all, because I'm doing so now.

11AM TOMORROW.

DHOBY GHAUT STATION.

XBOX. SOCCA. LUNCH. WHATEVER.

BE THERE OR BE JIN.

(James and I might be late)

BUT BE THERE ANYWAY.

GRUB KAMERADEN!

TOMORROW IS THE DAY!

solve this - damn easy

Jose Mourinho - a snotty arse
Iaquinta - hat trick hero
Nenad Jestrovic - racist cunt
Ibrahim Sissoko - Mohamed Sissoko's younger bro in west brom
Socrates - was a brazilian footballer and some philo guy too
Abramovich, Roman - contrary to his name, is a russian jew bastard
Callum Davenport - some decent defender i play with in FM, heading 20
Ujfalusi - czech international defender
Nicolas Anelka - man he's fast
Timothy Cahill - aussie toffee

? - ____________________

solving this ridiculously simple and retarded puzzle should take no time at all. unlike ming sings puzzle, we all get the answer and feel satisfied and the message is simple and clear. i know this is damn dumb but its just to highlight to ming sing what a brainteaser ought to be like for people who dont want their brains teased or bullied. any teasing or bullying will result in a one way ticket to limjeenee land. bloody hell.

You-Know-Who Spotted

Evidences point out that You-Know-Who (left, in grey t-shirt) is still at large. He is spotted at Paragon, Orchard today (26/12) at approximately 1735 hours. When spotted, You-Kn0w-Who was tight in the arms of a partner in crime (right, in black).

Companions Suang Wijaya and Mervin Ang can bear witness to such an unfortunate encounter. "See I'm so observant. I feel so accomplished!" says Suang Wijaya, after having spotted You-Know-Who and exclaimed, "Isn't that ***?" just a few metres away from him.

Being rather unobservant, I have walked past right past him without noticing, until spotter-cum-witness Suang Wijaya pointed it out. Stunned to meet him AGAIN at Orchard (the other time being at Cineleisure), I hurried off to inform Senator Asif Iqbal before deciding to gather evidence for such a scandalous affair.

Yours sincerely,
Chancellor Teo Ming Sing

Reminder

THIS THURSDAY

11AM

DHOBY GHAUT MRT

BE THERE

OR YOU'RE A FUCKING JIN!

Christmas

It's Christmas Eve and my parents are at my great-grandmother's funeral right now. Dismal... yeah... She passed away yesterday. So I can't promise you guys anything about next Thursday. But I'll definitely try to make it (I think that it was because of me that it's not soccer, right?).

Anyway, Asif said that orientation at RJC has something to do with Greek mythology - theme Z'kardia. We'll be oriented in houses and the captains are going to be take on roles of the Gods... Helius, God of Sun for Bayley? Yeah, that's about it.

Up till this point in time, nobody has managed to solve my "little" puzzle.
Box 1: Difficult.
Box 2: Very simple.
Box 3: Very simple.
Box 4: Tricky.
Box 5: Damn difficult.
Box 6: Quite difficult.

* My advise: read up, think simple, pay close attention to not just your eyes, your ears as well.

And before I forget, Merry Christmas to all!

Kategorie Outing

Fixed.

Date: 29 Dec 2005 (Donnerstag)
Platz: Dhoby Ghaut (NS23)
Uhr: 11 vorm.
Programme: Xbox, lunch, slek

Any violent objections then just voice out. Otherwise it's all set.

We live in the world of crooks

There are over 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average census rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each. Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75-1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc….. This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour. The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison - this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth. 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as a spacecraft reentering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, it is no wonder that Rudolph's nose glows!! Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force. In conclusion, Santa is indeed a very magical man !!!

This is the email i recieved from my friend.

But i totally disagree with the conclusion.
He is not magical.
he is just a CHEAT,A LIAR AND A GOD DAMN BLARDY CROOK!

Why do i say so? obviously santa doesnt carry so much toys, cover so many distances and stufflike that. SANTA IS like BISHAN GAy you know, he is a sick gay paedophile. HE voyeurs ppl's houses and see which kid he wants to prey on! Btw if santa eats a meal in every house i bet even haram can't do that!

Santa is a slacker lar..he doesn't go to everyhouse. Tmd. But atleast he doesn't disturb the peace. I mean not everyone is like home right? ppl will be partying and stuff like that. you don't expect him to drop halfway on zouk and then drop the prezzies?

Well he'll confirm demand some money for his services. thats why he is a crook!
and he isn't the only crook we know.

Look at the newspaper.
on T.T durai ( yeah go cry)...
I think durex shd come out with somethig like Trust Durex, not durai.
lanjiao bin lar him.
But due to the NKF incident, the minister of health did mention something like do you want us to view every charity organisation as crooks or do you want us to have trust.

Lanjiao obviously they are crooks. Wth. You go orchard mrt or city hall or what lanjiao mrt station. You go bishan you see SO MANY GOD DAMM PEOPLE ASKING YOU FOR MONEy. i mean you think i what? Bill gates? i print money? I mean ask for donation at least 10 cents or 1 cent or 1 dollar can right. but you want 10 DOLLAR? some even asked for 50$? you think i FEED You isit?

If nkf actually only gave 10 cents out of every 1$ donated to them to the patients.
i am not even certain if the other charity organisations do that.
AFterall its tax free.

And when you don't give these crooks money, you know what they tell you? FUCK lar. thats what theysaid to me.
i mean wtf? i don't donate to feed you you not happy can anyhow scold me fuck?
lanjiao.

We live in the world of Crooks, or crooked people.
Beware harry, you might become one of them........(maybe you already are)
btw mingsing i catch none of ur puzzle cause i know nuts about what to dofirst lol.

Nows (Pun Intended)

"addition of similarities, relationships, simplicity and imagination gives ragnarok"

Answers

The answer to my puzzle will be revealed in time to come. Not now. So, meanwhile, you guys can carry on thinking about it.

And I must once again repeat myself. It is MORE THAN JUST GREEK! I believe if ChongZhi and/or Xiangjun works on it, they'll be able to solve it. And I assure you all that the answer will be an interesting find.

Anyway, next Monday and New Years' Eve is out for me. So I can't make it for anything on these 2 days.

Yeah you don't know!

Well me excited at a certain prospect?

the only thing i was excited about was the fact that i quote from iqbal(the iq man nth is wrong) * Mingkiat is alive!*

I think it was quite EXCITING to stand at the goalpost and you see this burly guy gearing up to shoot. Its like staring death at the face.
Literally.
So obviously i closed my eyes and turned around.
Sorry if i was being humbut no one else wanted to be keeper.
Everyone else somehow wanted to play up front.

Btw i am LOYAL to my GF which is the canon ixus 50. And i am totally faithful. I might not be a christian or a catholic but HEY i am loyal so stop all the scandalous rumours its LIES and all LIES! danny went to puket anyway.

Come on i bring my canon ixus everywhere, she flashes for me..i turn her on. What more could we 2 ask for?

I wun be able to make it for the class outing btw. going to be quite bz next wk overseas. with my family i must add.

Mingsing, your puzzle isnt greek to me. ITS AS BAD AS GERMAN. YOU KNOW HOW BAD IS THAT! at least put the damned answer on the blog or somewhere insteadof us having to ask u on msn or something like that. ithink we shd all learn more elegant languages like italian or french. Well we have masters like YJ kezhong clemens to teach us. Why not?

So since we don't know french and they know, they teach us.

Since you guys don't know me so i tell you.

My canon ixus 50. My one and faithful.
of course till she spoils..

don't we know!!

die fußball heidt wasn't that bad. in fact we won almost everything that there is to won, and we did see a number of people come and go today. pity we didn't play with the mayflower guy - he's really our friend now. we instead played with some really violent people, who seem more concerned in scoring than safety.

i quote romi, "SAFETY ISSUES". these people haven't obviously been taught by him. fucktards, nein?

anyway today chong zhi was particularly excited by a certain prospect. you see, when james und barney went up to call clemens down, the prospect was like asking "is chong zhi there?" after confirming the fact, the prospect (no gender here) immediately came down with much excitement to view chong zhi. the reason why chong zhi could be said to be so toxified at times is actually because he's full of GERMs. i don't like to explain why, but ming sing, i think this will be a greater puzzle that what you have posted. after all, at least this puzzle is solvable. you don't even need a clue. oh yea.

haha chong zhi has been busy suanning everyone throughout die Jahr - so its a taste of your own medicine. and we should all go xD because chong zhi has finally found his true love. some say he is two timing his camera, but some would say the camera wasn't in the picture in the first place. okay that's a lame pun.

in any case, i'm sorry Xj, i read your post too late, otherwise you coulda come play some soccer with us as well. nevertheless, it's never too late to plan for the next outing.

there will be a class outing next week, any day, if you've any idea on what we SHOULD do - then please contribute, be it online or wotever. there's soccer tmr at ri at 9 and you could go if you want, but it's not really a 4j thing as supposedly santa is organising it. iwan also wants to claim credit but mam says its santa who did it. so santa it is. just go if you can, the 4j guys might be going out later.

but class outing next week, can start planning and informing now. later don't come up with excuses saying dunno okay! we want as many ppl as possible, if not we could all go macs and stone and talk cock, wot?

thats alle. by the way i think the auntie at clemen's house is a c**t, she f**king charges everything so damn expensive. now i didn't even know water could come at such a (hefty) prize. shit man, i'd just wait for the rain next time.

Bis später

YJ

dead

ok. long story. one of my sisters and my mum left for canada. i refused to go for personal reasons... you should all probably know. then my mum insisted i go to stay at my grandma's place, for reasons you should all probably know.

so now, i'm cut off from a computer, and the great internet. never mind WoW, but without the internet, interactivity is no more...

i can go home, but my other sister is also here. my mum cunningly removed the wireless adapter from the only unguarded computer at home. how about my computer? well, obviously i'm not supposed to use it. but this is ridiculous. i have work to do. i have proposals to type, friends to talk to and games to play. i mean, it's fine to ban games, but... i'm a fish out of water without a computer ;~;

so between running in the park and stoning in front of the tv, i'm trying to survive. it's intellectually diminishing. i'll hate my mum forever for this. (note: I don't hate hanging out with my grandma, but even 264 hours (11 days) of WoW will kill you.. you, I mean, not me).

as a request, please invite me for every single outing that you may go out on. i don't care if I'm being a jin; i want out of here... call/sms at 9697 7489 ;~;

another one

fußball morgen.

Mittwoch, 2:30pm, Bishan MRT.
can come a bit late, but better be on time.
in other words just be on time. try not to be late.
though if you're a bit late you can be excused.
but just don't be late la!!

anyway i got information for sch reopens.
see the light!!

http://www.rjc.edu.sg/newrjc/2006JC1.htm


Prospective students (2006 JC 1 )

For students who are posted to RJC through 2005 PAE, please note the following:

1. Please report to RJC at 7.30 a.m. on 3 Jan 06 (Tues) in your secondary school uniform.

2. Please complete the [registration form] and submit it via email to rjc@moe.edu.sg by 22 Dec 05 (Thur).

think we can ignore part 2. okay so we got some instructions.

wa we all very know can see. wa we all very excited.

btw i stumbled upon this cos i was too bored.

fickt RJC la.

Solving Time

I know I haven't been posting anything for so long. So here goes a puzzle...

No information so we....

Since no one has told us what to do for next year.
As in Ri or RJc hasn't sent us anything.
So while we all are contemplating what to do..and thinking about next year's people....
I have decided to use my very expensive time to do something super important.

I have made a list of what one can do when sch reopens and heck we do not know what to do.

Eins : Lets all turn up at RJC in shortpants and run about saying : goodmorning senior..good morning em senioress? nvm.

Zwei : We could all turn up at RI and then march to RJC saying : WE WILL TRIUMPH DOWN WITH RJC.

Drei : We could just not turn up at all at Rjc ..........

Vier : maybe we could all just go lan or have a class outing and a chalet on the FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL! YEs! Boycott them!

Funf : We could turn up at Rjc in like home clothes?

Sechs : Bring our sec1-4 stuff at dump all of them at the assembly area..then WE SET THEM ALIGHT! YES! of course unless you already have burned them all lol

Sieben : We could go half naked and run about screaming.. : I MADE IT TO RJ I MADE IT TO RJ!

Acht : damned i am running out of ideas...We could all turn up at our 4J classroom and then chase all the sec3s who would be 4s next year out of their classroom =D

Neun : following point Acht we could play soccer and abuse the classroom !!

Zehn : ON the first day of sch we could go back to Ri..and disturb the lessons by visiting our teachers..and we visit them.. 1 by 1 =D

okay enough. that was for me to familiarise myself with the german numbers lol.

Für den Rusy und alle

Gruß Kameraden,

Vor ich start anything, let me first clarify a few things about our programme next Woche.

Zu Rusy: Ich mag deine Deutsche, aber was du mean by saying something about a "party", und ich saw mein name over there along mit die Wort "delighted" - if that's what you meant? Chong Zhi ist richtig, du should post Englisch version, not just the Deutsch. Die translator sometimes fickt things up. Und wenn some of you nicht verstehen was ich spreche hier, i translate, okay? Das ist alle für den einzig Rusy, Botschafter zu RGS.

Zu alle: Ich bin positiv about the Kategorie Outing. Wir haben decided - West Coast am Donnerstag, und ich habe Hoffnung (hope) everyone wird kommen. Wir kannen spiele der Fußball oder Fahrrad, oder just climb the stupid structure in West Coast Park. Basically just don't forget DONNERSTAG, Uhr nicht confirmed, but soon we'll give ihr the details.

Vor die Kategorie Outing, anyone up for some fußball? James has been wasting his smses asking me from Malaysia. Wenn alle ist gut für ihren, Mittwoch okay? Mittwoch nachmittag, sagen gegen.. 2:30pm. Most of ihr ficksters always come late anyway. Also ich sage 2:30pm, du kommst 3pm, just nice. James wunscht spielen wann er kommt back - so ja. Mittwoch if everyone is okay with it.

Es tut mir leid (= sorry) if this looks like a schlecht mix of Englisch and Deutsch to you. For one, I'm lazy to post twice and für zwei, es gibt bisschen lernen wenn ich post alle auf Englisch. Oh well, das ist alle fur jetzt. Nice to see the activity, so keep it up.

Bis morgen,

YJ

Wichtig! Die Kategorie Geist

Mein Kameraden,

Ich bin froh die KATEGORIE GEIST ist wunderbar. Und DEUTSCH zu den fantastisch! :) Die KATEGORIE OUTING ist eine gute Idee, aber ich habe schlechte Nachrichten. Ich wird am Donnerstag gegangen. Und YJ seien Sie nicht erfreut. Ich haben Sie eine andere Partei, zum zu beachten. Ich Bin Traurig…

Dank für die Komplimente, junges VOLDERMORT, Botschafter zu RGS. Haha. Was geschah der Prophezeiung? Ich schrieb Ihre Rede, wissen Sie.

Und Bumsen, mein MSN arbeitet nicht. Fickt.

Unterhalt, der auf Ihrem Deutschen arbeitet!

Auf Wiedersehen,
Das und das einzig Rüsy

German

Okay i started learning german.

And i can't pronounce it.

I mean how the hell do u pronounce tsvy?
wtf?

lanjiao learn 1-10 so diff.
Someone help me!

BLOODY BASKIT!!

Gruß Kameraden,

Ich weiss nicht was der FICKT is going on with all of you!! Warum so inactive, und warum so nothing to say? Could you all at least just keep it to ein post ein Tag, even though I know that das ist sehr pathetic? Anyway, ich figured ich had to say something vor this blog just dies out, which is nicht gut.

So.. wir haben FUßBALL just gestern, und es ist okay. Wir won almost every match until the last one, wo those cheapskate fags just came in because they knew we were tired. Das ist sehr cheapskate indeed. In any case, ich think wir sind ein pretty good team, so keep it up and we might be playing SEA Spiele in a few years to come. Just field the 4J team and WIR WERDEN TRIUMPHEREN. Keine Angst!!

Moving on to other news, die Sprache Deutsche has been officially inducted to be your zweite oder dreite oder vierte Sprache. So wenn du bist 4J, du better ficking learn some DEUTSCH für your own sake. Und then du kannst post like me, less than half Deutsch and more than half Englisch. Take es as practice. Du wirst triumpheren also.

Now, since there are only ACHTZEHN ficking Tägen left to RJC, ihr better habt some form of KATEGORIE outing. ACHTZEHN is nicht much, because if you count down, it's just achtzehn, siebzehn, sechzehn, fünfzehn, vierzehn, dreizehn, zwölf, elf, zehn, neun, acht, sieben, sechs, fünf, vier, drei, zwei, eins, null. Oh by the way I've already committed die Zahlen to memory, so you alle also better do. Might be useful. Learn time also, es ist 9 Uhr. Sehr IMPORTANT!!

I've heard mancher suggestions about class outing - among them UBIN und X², personally ich don't mind anything. Aber whatever you do, macht es FAST, because ich kann nicht wait anymore. You could bring up this matter to the UPPER STAFFLUNGEN wenn du hast ein Suggestion. Wir don't mind hearing from dir.

Okay vor someone says I spreche too much, I think I just end off hier. Nach alle, sprechen too much wird produce nothing. Don't wunsch nein ALLE TALK NO AKTION, ich wunsch BISSCHEN TALK GUT AKTION! Jetzt, ich gehe auf MSN to look für Stafflungen members. I'll be back morgen oder später, so stop thinking of slacking UND POST SOMETHING, BITTE!

Es wird sei keinen Kompromiss!

malaysia

well, well, so it turned out that one of the enemies of the Reichstag has already starting building his empire in malaysia. before you know it a stronghold might appear!

oh and not to mention BOH brand teabags, i've koped tons of them from the trip. if you dunno what BOH stands for it's okay.

just a few random thoughts.

WIR WERDEN TRIUMPHEREN

guess who's back

well okay i'm back.

and unlike what cz said, i'm no kezhong. that's all you need to know. i still think sg girls could whoop em, but that's besides the point. my pt is that i got a soccer ball for 45 RM, which is sertainly cheaper than what you can get over here at penin. glad i've proven you all wrong, cos 45 RM converts to around 20+ SGD. still cheap.

but when i went to some smaller shopping centre and saw that i could get a similar ball for just 35 RM, i felt like a fking idiot. because 35 RM converts to around 15-16 SGD. i kena con.

soccer on thursday in school. whether you can come or not, it isn't really my business. then we can all go have lunch together or something. if thursday cannot, then wednesday afternoon. either way, it has to be one of these days because i lack exercise. and i need a lot of them before i start growing haram.

okay thassal bb.

auf wierdesehen,

WIR WERDEN TRIUMPHEREN

To melvin

Ah, i shall not use german because i am sick.
Too lazy to.
Anyway i met chiam on bnet and here is the conversation.

usuckbad(chiam): who is Azyra?
Azyra(me): i am..i am melvin
usuckbad whispers : the backstabber?
azyra: wtf what backstabber?
usuckbad: the one who made me get a C for re?
azyra : wtf that was carl
usuckbad : carl says its u..i dun care u are a bser.
azyra : wtf you believe carl?
usuckbad : ignores me completely after that..

usuckbad : ask malvin to join the game
azyra: its melvin u ass

*enters dota game*

usuckbad : melvin sure own one, cause he just backstab everyone and win the game.
Azyra : whatever man as if yo uare any better.
usuckbad : go on bsing and kill hero man...*or something like that*
usuckbad : let melvin solo so he can bs faster
*azyra repicks in dota..gets clinx*
usuckbad : haha CLINX..bS KING!!



lol melvin. Wow hahahaha.

Jealousy

I woke up this morning and on my handphone. And I receive this message:

"Okay. i just saw teh wen jun at bishan surrounded by a swarm of adoring chicks. i'm jealous now."

... from the number 96977489. I didn't know who actually.

So the first thought that came to my mind was ZhangKahn aka Pervert King, nominated for Most Buaya Man of the Year. But I have his number -.-

Then, Melvin came into my mind. Somehow, I think he uses language like "teh" and "chicks". However, I also have his number =.=

All of a sudden, I thought "Can it be You-Know-Who?" It's possible, considering that his buaya tendencies. He has my number even though I've deleted his.

After much deliberation... I decided to ask Asif. And guess who is it?











Xiangjin the WoW freak!

Wow, XJ isn't all that obsessed with WoW afterall.

(Well, at least I'm posting something, like what CZ re... erm.. demanded.)

Lanjiao why so bz?

knn why you all so bz no one post anything?
your lanjiao bz or what? bz doing what huh?
or your hand and your lanjiao coordination super zai one after practising for so long?
i know kezhong is good in that.
kns how come u all can be so bz that cannot post anything? i should be the one who is super busy, i have to catch up on the 15 days lost.

I have to read 15 days worth of newspaper, and that will take me like 5 hours.
I have to read 15 days of blogposts of various blogs, that will take me another 5 hours.
I have to eat 15 days of singaporean food, that will take me 15 days.
I have to train 15 days of softball, and that will take me 15 days too.
I have to play 15 days of computer games, and that will take me 7.5 days cause i play half the day away usually.
I have to blog 15 days worth of stuff and that will take me 3 days.
Is any of you more bz than me? huh?
Tmd so start posting.
And anyone who wants to play GB tell me!
i am getting people to play GB again! how fun lol.

Ulu no more

Lu lu lu..
U lu lu thats kenneth lu.
Stop lulu here and there cause kenneth lu isn't from 4J.
and yes i am back.
So this blog won't be ulu anymore.
What did i miss out?
a class outing?
damned.
btw i bought some stuff back hmmm and Yj going malaysia to meet his prospective wife.
have fun over there!! =D

Don't worry guys, i came back to USA still a virgin.

Just to Clarify

1) I've quit MapleStory or any other games for more than half a year. So I can't be playing at home all day.

2) I don't WoW my time away and blogs or logs in onto MSN only during server maintenance.

3) The trip that I sort of coordinated (see, I've some initiative) to Mrs Neoh's house was rather okay. Melvin didn't go. I don't blame him for being ignorant.

4) I don't make empty promises. Say... don't do :P

5) I didn't say anywhere is ulu.

"Ulu" Woodlands

As usual, Melvin talks and talks and no actions.

Chalet? Sentosa? Aeonflux? Melvin was just talking about watching Aeonflux tomorrow as a class outing, and guess what? Nothing done.

But anyway, as Ihtimam and I have pointed out to him, watching at Causeway Cathay isn't that bad an idea. Not as crowded and inconvenient as Orchard. But well, Melvin just had to stress on the fact that Woodlands is f***king ulu and nobody knows how to get there.

So, I hope that YJ's wish will come true and that by the time he returns, Melvin's outings would have materialised.

don't die!

aye one or two days off only no one posting now is it.

i'm here to post just to try to keep this alive

chong zhi will be coming back on the 7th, which would probably see this blog have more activity for a while. on the other hand, i'd be leaving for a while so i won't have to endure his taunts about his seeing hot chicks everyday in the gay usa.

well, in the meantime, you all could plan another class outing. we could go to marina bay to fly kites, play some soccer, and then whoever wants to could come jam with us at marina park. maybe have some busking. ihtimam you wanna sing? i'll have to try playing the recorder from scratch - because i haven't touched it since school closed. there wasn't any motivation to play it at all.

so you all could consider that for class outing. either that or if you all don't mind - go back to x² to play some xbox. its okay either way so long there's people. don't keep organising class outing then dismal turnout.

and another thing also: if we're meeting then be punctual haha. i played soccer with the wall and the benches for quite a while before anyone arrived. maybe i'm just early.

barney and shivi, your fucking testis (testimonials) are with me so are you gonna get it or not? its expected you'd forget. and shivi don't think just because you got a 7-storey house and a 1.5m x 3m tv means you can just anyhow leave your testimonial around okay! you might still need it in the future.

that's all for now. i'm just talking cock. i see you all on the 10th when i get back.

preferably by then got class outing. and pls make it tuesday or thursday can? easier.

okay that's all bye.

Crumpler

The High Council chanced upon this logo on during our trip to Orchard yesterday. Senator Asif has nicely explained and put the model into er... context of... But anyway, you can find the GIGANTIC version in Centrepoint.

There're obviously distinct features that members of the class can definitely identify and recognise. And being the very nice guy that I am, I've somehow "covered" them up.