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[Donnerstag, November 10]

A Dose of Chandy

Ming Sing, i'm glad you appreciate a dose of chandy. as such, i'll reward you guys with more chandy than u can handle. too chandy to handle.




"How sick can you be?"

"How many Chandies is too many"
"Will you ever get sick of me?"

"How good is a good teacher?"

"How Chandy is a good math teacher for that matter?"

Presenting Albert Chandy's LAW OF ADDITION

1+1=2
2>1 , 2>1

65+12=77
77>65 , 77>12

By extension,

c + 10c = 11 c, where c is a constant (chandy)
11c>c , 11c>10c

Therefore, the more the chandies, the better. Chandy is never enough.

Any amount (x) of chandy is too little.

A perfect chandy system is where chandy = infinity

An imperfect chandy system is when chandy

However, in a 3 Dimensional model, infinite chandies are not physicaleducationally, geographically, chemically, biologically, literally, philosophically, social-studiologically, Charachterleadershiplearningologically possible (tho mathematically, physically and graphmatically possible)

As such, the closest to perfection is when there are 100% saturation of chandy elements.
In conclusion, a math department with 11/11 (100.00% 5sf) chandies is the best possible model.
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Don't understand? OK I show you the proof
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-ding dong dong whatevr sound of the fuckign bell-

Oh! Sorry period over. I show you all next lesson. And by then remember to finish homework questions 2-17, very short. Oh, and example 0-56 also, very easy la, half an hour only, maximum 8674 hours only.

Enter: Tan Puay Hock

TPH: Alright non munjens, get the fuck out of here!!!
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