HILARIOUS

THIS IS A SUPER FUNNY SITE:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Raffles_Institution

I'll just quote something:
"The power hungry Chris Kwan. He just want to achieve a Guinness World Record of Highest Number of CCA points and BEST Testimonial of the Year. He was reported to have gotten down on his hands and knees, pointing at his backside when a senior cursed at him."